Day: November 19, 2004

I finally got around to putting the last pictures of Katy's trip online. They are found here. Included are pictures form the Chinese lanterns, the Biodome, the Old Port, Mont-Royal park, the Oratoire, the Plateau, the Fine-Arts museum and pictures from our trips to Ottawa and Mont St-Brueau.

Ahh, good memories :)

I know, I know, I said I wouldn't look at US news anymore today.

But this one just blew me away:

Congress passes $800 billion debt limit hike:

With the government facing imminent default because it has depleted its authority to borrow money, the debt limit bill would pump up the federal borrowing cap to $8.18 trillion. That is 70 percent the size of the entire U.S. economy, and more than $2.4 trillion higher than the debt Bush inherited upon taking office in 2001.

So what does this mean? It means that, well, since we're broke, and the law says we can't borrow any more money, lets change the law!

Now ya see, any financial planner worth his weight in paper will tell you that borrowing more than 50% of your annual income is a surefire way to land in bankruptcy. Borrowing 70% of your GNP is not only suicidal, it's just plain stupid. Unless you're the US, apparently…

Just as a mental exercise, to try and visualize just how BIG a trillion dollars is, follow me in the following demonstration:

1 trillion = 1000 billion = 1 000 000 million = 1 000 000 000 000 = 10^12.

If you went back in time 10^12 seconds, you'd wind up in 29,705 B.C.

/end of rant. No more US politics for me today…

The bio page from my website:

A bit of bio here. My name is Richard CI'm also known under a variety of embarrassing nicknames, which I won't tell you. I'm currently working for McGill University as a project manager for the IT portion of the McGill University Life Sciences Complex. Before that, I was working at Sequence Bioinformatics as a solution developer. My first job was as a research assistant in bioinformatics at Ste-Justine Hospital, where I was involved in the development of an intranet database to store and analyze genetic variability data gathered in-house and from public databases.

I hold a master's degree in Biochemistry, having graduated from at McGill University, in Montreal, Canada. I submitted my thesis on the characterization of the retinoblastoma binding protein 2 (RBP2) on august 31, 2000. My master's degree was followed by a DESS (master's level certificate) in computer science at the Universitde Montrwhich was completed in 2001.

When I'm not knee-deep in work, I'm an avid reader. I love fiction, sci-fi, techno-thrillers and non-fiction. My all-time favorites include the fiction of Lisanne Norman, the naughty bits of Laurell K. Hamilton, the cyberpunk vision of Neil Stephenson and Neil Gaiman, the techno-thrillers of Tom Clancy, the fantasies of Mercedez Lackey, the wit of Christopher Moore, the space-opera scope of David Weber, the prescience of Jules Vernes, the classics of Arthur Conan-Doyle and too many others. I must also admit that I'm a big Harry Potter fan.

I have so many books that I break my back every time I move. These marvelous people are responsible for such characters as the Sholans and some fiendish vampires, Honor Harrington and the treecats, Jack Ryan, the Free Bards, Captain Nemo and Phileas Fogg, all the Gen-X'ers, Shelock Holmes and Mr. Watson. These people help to keep me sane. I'm always keeping an eye out for new things to read so if you have any suggestions, please feel free to drop me a line.

There's always music playing around my apartment or at work. I'm a serious classical music buff (Vivaldi and Liszt being favorites), but I also love Jazz (Gershwin, Diana Krall, Alain Caron, Dave Brubeck, Miles Davis), Rock (Steve Morse, Hendrix, RUSH), Metal (Metallica, Pantera), Blues (Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Otis Spann), downtempo (Saint-Germain, De-Phazz, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Dido, Delerium, Portishead) and Techno (Propellerheads, Paul Oakenfold, Crystal Method), as well as some golden oldies (CCR, Elvis, The Who, Santana). What I listen to depends on what mood I'm in and how bad a day I had at work…

For those of you still reading, I was born on Aug. 7th, 1975 in Gatineau, QuI have an older sister who is off seeing the world with the Cirque du Soleil. She's the only person I know who actually ran away to join the circus (or something along those lines). I lived 10 years in Gatineau, then moved to a little rural community called L'Ange-Gardien – where my hay fever and social life took nasty beatings. I studied science in CEGEP and moved to Montrwith a bunch of friends to go to University. Most of my friends went to Polytechnique (a.k.a. l'Ecole qui rend fou!) to study engineering while I went to McGill to study biochem. That's when my english started to get better than my french. These days, people don't believe me when I say that I'm french canadian…

So, that's a bit of who I am. To see most of the links on this page, as well as many others, check out my links page. A lot of the people responsible for making me who I am today can also be found on my Portfolio page.

A BIT OF BIO HER3!!!!1 OMG LOL MAH NM3 IS RICHARD COMG WTF IMM ALSO KNOWN UNDER A VAREITY OF EMBARASNG NIKNMAS WHICH I WONT TAL U!1!!1!1 WTF LOL IMM CURENTLY WORKNG FOR MCGIL UNIEVRSITY AS A PROJECT MANAEGR FOR DA IT PORTION OF TEH MCGIL UNIEVRSITY LIEF SCEINC3S COMPLEX11!1! OMG WTF BFORE TAHT I WAS WORKNG AT S3QUENC3 BIOINFORMATICS AS A SOLUTION DEVELOPER!1!! LOL MAH FIRST JOB WAS AS A R3SEARCH ASISTANT IN BIOINFORMATICS AT STE-JUSTIEN HOSPITAL WH3RE I WAS INVOLV3D IN DA DEV3LOPM3NT OF AN INTRAENT DATABAES 2 S2RE AND ANALYZ3 GEN3TIC VARIABILITY DATA THEYRE IN-HOUSE AND FROM PUBLIC DATABAESS

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HOUSTON (Reuters) – Camouflage was in and cross-dressing was out at a rural East Texas school district after a Christian legal group complained a long-standing school tradition of reversing social roles for a day would promote homosexuality.

Students in Spurger, Texas were encouraged by school officials to wear camouflage hunting gear to class on Wednesday after they called off their annual “TWIRP Day” in which boys dressed as girls and vice versa. The cross-dressing tradition began some years back as a kind of Sadie Hawkins Day where girls ask boys to go out on dates. TWIRP stands for “The Woman Is Requested To Pay.”

But Delana Davies, who has two children in the Spurger school, complained this year that the tradition could promote homosexuality and got the Liberty Legal Institute, a right-wing Christian legal group, to take up the cause. “It might be fun today to dress up like a little girl — kids think it's cute and things like that. And you start playing around with it and, like drugs, you do a little here and there (and) eventually it gets you,” Davies told reporters.

“It is outrageous that a school in a small town in east Texas would encourage their 4-year-olds to be cross-dressers,” institute litigation director Hiram Sasser said. He sought and obtained permission from the district for the woman's children to stay out of school for the day.

School attorney Tanner Hunt told Reuters the Liberty group misrepresented TWIRP Day and made it sound sinister when it has always been innocent fun. “I guarantee you nobody on the school board or in the administration ever had that cross their minds,” Hunt said of the “cross-dressing” reference. Sasser said it was not his intent to disparage the school.

“The district gets mad every time I say 'cross-dress,' but I don't know what other way to describe it,” he told Reuters. Because of the controversy, school officials decided to change Wednesday from TWIRP Day to Camouflage Day, in what Hunt described as a reference to the clothing hunters wear during deer-hunting season, which is going on now and is enormously popular in rural Texas.

Despite the change from TWIRP Day, Hunt said some of the students stuck to the old tradition and wore clothes of the opposite sex. “I understand from the superintendent that some of the boys dressed in pink shorts anyway,” he said.

Best comment on that article: It's delightful to see the reddest of red states show its objectives so openly and honestly. “No, you should not try and understand the opposite sex. Instead, you should want to kill things.”

Dear lord, that country is trying to act and look so pure it makes my teeth hurt:

Comparing pornography to heroin, researchers on Thursday called on Congress to finance studies on “porn addiction” and launch a public health campaign about the dangers.

[…]Internet pornography is corrupting children and hooking adults into an addiction that threatens their jobs and families, a panel of anti-porn advocates told the hearing organized by Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan., chairman of the Commerce subcommittee on science

And my favourite quote has to be this:

Now, he said, pornography seems pervasive. Children run across it while researching homework on the Internet. Vulgar ads arrive unexpectedly by e-mail. Some of his middle-age male friends limit their time alone in hotel rooms to avoid the temptation of graphic pay-per-view movies, Brownback said.

Original link here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/11/18/national1907EST0715.DTL

Americans are dumb.

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) — They say nice guys finish last when it comes to dating, so a new educational class is trying to teach these fellas how to be bad — real bad. The class is called “Badboy Lifestyle: Learn How to Seduce Any Woman Out There” and it's being offered in Europe as well as the U.S.

The three-day workshop costs around $1000 and teaches guys with no game how to become “playaz” by using persuasive lady-catching and keeping tactics. These strategies include things such as how to be “bad” — or freaky — in bed and instructing the goody two-shoes on how to handle multiple relationships at the same time.

Class instructor Robert Tharp says the average bad boy student is in his mid-20s and has minimal sexual experience, but he insists they generally aren't ugly, just very insecure when dealing with women. The proof is in the pudding. Tharp claims the class so far has gotten 70 percent of its participants laid.