Month: November 2004

The bio page from my website:

A bit of bio here. My name is Richard CI'm also known under a variety of embarrassing nicknames, which I won't tell you. I'm currently working for McGill University as a project manager for the IT portion of the McGill University Life Sciences Complex. Before that, I was working at Sequence Bioinformatics as a solution developer. My first job was as a research assistant in bioinformatics at Ste-Justine Hospital, where I was involved in the development of an intranet database to store and analyze genetic variability data gathered in-house and from public databases.

I hold a master's degree in Biochemistry, having graduated from at McGill University, in Montreal, Canada. I submitted my thesis on the characterization of the retinoblastoma binding protein 2 (RBP2) on august 31, 2000. My master's degree was followed by a DESS (master's level certificate) in computer science at the Universitde Montrwhich was completed in 2001.

When I'm not knee-deep in work, I'm an avid reader. I love fiction, sci-fi, techno-thrillers and non-fiction. My all-time favorites include the fiction of Lisanne Norman, the naughty bits of Laurell K. Hamilton, the cyberpunk vision of Neil Stephenson and Neil Gaiman, the techno-thrillers of Tom Clancy, the fantasies of Mercedez Lackey, the wit of Christopher Moore, the space-opera scope of David Weber, the prescience of Jules Vernes, the classics of Arthur Conan-Doyle and too many others. I must also admit that I'm a big Harry Potter fan.

I have so many books that I break my back every time I move. These marvelous people are responsible for such characters as the Sholans and some fiendish vampires, Honor Harrington and the treecats, Jack Ryan, the Free Bards, Captain Nemo and Phileas Fogg, all the Gen-X'ers, Shelock Holmes and Mr. Watson. These people help to keep me sane. I'm always keeping an eye out for new things to read so if you have any suggestions, please feel free to drop me a line.

There's always music playing around my apartment or at work. I'm a serious classical music buff (Vivaldi and Liszt being favorites), but I also love Jazz (Gershwin, Diana Krall, Alain Caron, Dave Brubeck, Miles Davis), Rock (Steve Morse, Hendrix, RUSH), Metal (Metallica, Pantera), Blues (Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Otis Spann), downtempo (Saint-Germain, De-Phazz, Supreme Beings of Leisure, Dido, Delerium, Portishead) and Techno (Propellerheads, Paul Oakenfold, Crystal Method), as well as some golden oldies (CCR, Elvis, The Who, Santana). What I listen to depends on what mood I'm in and how bad a day I had at work…

For those of you still reading, I was born on Aug. 7th, 1975 in Gatineau, QuI have an older sister who is off seeing the world with the Cirque du Soleil. She's the only person I know who actually ran away to join the circus (or something along those lines). I lived 10 years in Gatineau, then moved to a little rural community called L'Ange-Gardien – where my hay fever and social life took nasty beatings. I studied science in CEGEP and moved to Montrwith a bunch of friends to go to University. Most of my friends went to Polytechnique (a.k.a. l'Ecole qui rend fou!) to study engineering while I went to McGill to study biochem. That's when my english started to get better than my french. These days, people don't believe me when I say that I'm french canadian…

So, that's a bit of who I am. To see most of the links on this page, as well as many others, check out my links page. A lot of the people responsible for making me who I am today can also be found on my Portfolio page.

A BIT OF BIO HER3!!!!1 OMG LOL MAH NM3 IS RICHARD COMG WTF IMM ALSO KNOWN UNDER A VAREITY OF EMBARASNG NIKNMAS WHICH I WONT TAL U!1!!1!1 WTF LOL IMM CURENTLY WORKNG FOR MCGIL UNIEVRSITY AS A PROJECT MANAEGR FOR DA IT PORTION OF TEH MCGIL UNIEVRSITY LIEF SCEINC3S COMPLEX11!1! OMG WTF BFORE TAHT I WAS WORKNG AT S3QUENC3 BIOINFORMATICS AS A SOLUTION DEVELOPER!1!! LOL MAH FIRST JOB WAS AS A R3SEARCH ASISTANT IN BIOINFORMATICS AT STE-JUSTIEN HOSPITAL WH3RE I WAS INVOLV3D IN DA DEV3LOPM3NT OF AN INTRAENT DATABAES 2 S2RE AND ANALYZ3 GEN3TIC VARIABILITY DATA THEYRE IN-HOUSE AND FROM PUBLIC DATABAESS

I!111 OMG WTF HOLD A MASTERS D3GRE IN BIOCHEMISTRY HAVNG GRADUAETD FROM AT MCGIL UNIEVRSITY IN MONTRAAL CANADA!11!11! OMG WTF LOL I SUBMITAD MAH THASIS ON TEH CHARACTERIZATION OF DA RETINOBLAS2MA BINDNG PROTEIN 2 (RBP2) ON AUGUST 31 200!1!11 MAH MASTERS D3GRE WAS FOLOWED BY A DES (MAST3RS LEVEL CARTIFICAET) IN COMPUTER SCEINCE AT DA UNIEVRSITDE MONTRWHICH WAS COMPLATAD IN 201!111!! WTF

WHEN IMM NOT KNE-DEP IN WORK IMM AN AVID REAEDR!!11!1 OMG I LOV3 FICTION SCI-FI TACHNO-THRIL3RS AND NON-FICTION!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL MAH AL-TIEM FAVORIETS INCLUDE TEH FICTION OF LISANE NORMAN DA NAUGHTY BITS OF LAUREL K111!11! HMIL2N TEH CYBRPUNK VISION OF N3IL ST3PHENSON AND NEIL GAMEAN DA TECHNO-THRIL3RS OF 2M CLANCY TEH FANTASEIS OF M3RC3D3Z LAKEY TEH WIT OF CHRIS2PHAR MORA TEH SPAEC-OPERA SCOPE OF DAVID WEBR DA PRASCEINC3 OF JULAS VERNES DA CLASICS OF ARTHUR CONAN-DOYL3 AND 2 MANY OTHERS!!11!!1 OMG I MUST ALSO ADMIT TAHT IMM A BIG HARY POT3R FAN!!!1!1 WTF LOL

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FOR THOS3 OF U STIL READNG I WAS BORN ON AUG1!!!11 WTF LOL 7TH 1975 IN GATIENAU QUOMG LOL I HAEV AN OLDAR SISTAR WHO IS OF SENG DA WORLD WIT DA CIRQUE DU SOL3IL11!1 LOL SHES TEH ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO ACTUALY RAN AWAY 2 JOIN DA CIRCUS (OR SOMETHNG ALONG THOS3 LIENS)111!!11 OMG I LIEVD 10 Y3ARS IN GATIENAU TH3N MOVED 2 A LITL3 RURAL COMUNITY CALED LANGA-GARDEIN – WHARE MAH HAY FEVER AND SOCIAL LIEF 2K NASTY BATNGS1!1! OMG I STUDEID SCEINCE IN CAGEP AND MOVED 2 MONTRWIT A BUNCH OF FREINDS 2 GO 2 UNIEVRSITY11!1!111 OMG LOL MOST OF MAH FREINDS WANT 2 POLYTACHNIQUA (AKA11!!1 LOL L3COLE QUI RAND FOU)!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL 2 STUDY 3NGIENARNG WHIEL I WENT 2 MCGIL 2 STUDY BIOCHAM1!1!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL TAHTS WHEN MAH ENGLISH START3D 2 G3T BTER THAN MAH FRANCH!1!1 OMG LOL TH3SE DAYS PEOPLE DONT BLEIV3 M3 WHEN I SAY TAHT IMM FRANCH CANADIAN.!11!1111!!!!11 WTF LOL

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The URL: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

HOUSTON (Reuters) – Camouflage was in and cross-dressing was out at a rural East Texas school district after a Christian legal group complained a long-standing school tradition of reversing social roles for a day would promote homosexuality.

Students in Spurger, Texas were encouraged by school officials to wear camouflage hunting gear to class on Wednesday after they called off their annual “TWIRP Day” in which boys dressed as girls and vice versa. The cross-dressing tradition began some years back as a kind of Sadie Hawkins Day where girls ask boys to go out on dates. TWIRP stands for “The Woman Is Requested To Pay.”

But Delana Davies, who has two children in the Spurger school, complained this year that the tradition could promote homosexuality and got the Liberty Legal Institute, a right-wing Christian legal group, to take up the cause. “It might be fun today to dress up like a little girl — kids think it's cute and things like that. And you start playing around with it and, like drugs, you do a little here and there (and) eventually it gets you,” Davies told reporters.

“It is outrageous that a school in a small town in east Texas would encourage their 4-year-olds to be cross-dressers,” institute litigation director Hiram Sasser said. He sought and obtained permission from the district for the woman's children to stay out of school for the day.

School attorney Tanner Hunt told Reuters the Liberty group misrepresented TWIRP Day and made it sound sinister when it has always been innocent fun. “I guarantee you nobody on the school board or in the administration ever had that cross their minds,” Hunt said of the “cross-dressing” reference. Sasser said it was not his intent to disparage the school.

“The district gets mad every time I say 'cross-dress,' but I don't know what other way to describe it,” he told Reuters. Because of the controversy, school officials decided to change Wednesday from TWIRP Day to Camouflage Day, in what Hunt described as a reference to the clothing hunters wear during deer-hunting season, which is going on now and is enormously popular in rural Texas.

Despite the change from TWIRP Day, Hunt said some of the students stuck to the old tradition and wore clothes of the opposite sex. “I understand from the superintendent that some of the boys dressed in pink shorts anyway,” he said.

Best comment on that article: It's delightful to see the reddest of red states show its objectives so openly and honestly. “No, you should not try and understand the opposite sex. Instead, you should want to kill things.”

Dear lord, that country is trying to act and look so pure it makes my teeth hurt:

Comparing pornography to heroin, researchers on Thursday called on Congress to finance studies on “porn addiction” and launch a public health campaign about the dangers.

[…]Internet pornography is corrupting children and hooking adults into an addiction that threatens their jobs and families, a panel of anti-porn advocates told the hearing organized by Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan., chairman of the Commerce subcommittee on science

And my favourite quote has to be this:

Now, he said, pornography seems pervasive. Children run across it while researching homework on the Internet. Vulgar ads arrive unexpectedly by e-mail. Some of his middle-age male friends limit their time alone in hotel rooms to avoid the temptation of graphic pay-per-view movies, Brownback said.

Original link here: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2004/11/18/national1907EST0715.DTL

Americans are dumb.

SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) — They say nice guys finish last when it comes to dating, so a new educational class is trying to teach these fellas how to be bad — real bad. The class is called “Badboy Lifestyle: Learn How to Seduce Any Woman Out There” and it's being offered in Europe as well as the U.S.

The three-day workshop costs around $1000 and teaches guys with no game how to become “playaz” by using persuasive lady-catching and keeping tactics. These strategies include things such as how to be “bad” — or freaky — in bed and instructing the goody two-shoes on how to handle multiple relationships at the same time.

Class instructor Robert Tharp says the average bad boy student is in his mid-20s and has minimal sexual experience, but he insists they generally aren't ugly, just very insecure when dealing with women. The proof is in the pudding. Tharp claims the class so far has gotten 70 percent of its participants laid.

Had lunch with the gang at seqbio today. It was an entertaining hour, to say the least. Spent the whole time talking about the philosophy of consciousness, and other such mental masturbatory topics.

On my way to run an errand – i.e. pick up a shiny pretty thing for Katy – I walked next to those god-awful publicity trucks you sometimes see blocking traffic downtown. This one was the best one yet : an ad for travel to mexico. Imagine if you will a glass-enclosed flatbed truck, filled with about a foot of sand, beach chairs with umbrellas… and two bikini-clad women lounging around, looking bored out of their skull.

Now first of all, that's tawdry and tacky, but I'm also wondering about the legality of having people riding in the back of a sand-filled truck, if only safety-wise. But really though, if you want to entice me to go to mexico, using stoned out women is not the way to go.

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http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/life.hunting.reut/index.html

HOUSTON, Texas (Reuters) — Hunters soon may be able to sit at their computers and blast away at animals on a Texas ranch via the Internet, a prospect that has state wildlife officials up in arms.

The Web site already offers target practice with a .22 caliber rifle and could soon let hunters shoot at deer, antelope and wild pigs, site creator John Underwood said on Tuesday. Texas officials are not quite sure what to make of Underwood's Web site, but may tweak existing laws to make sure Internet hunting does not get out of hand.

“This is the first one I've seen,” said Texas Parks and Wildlife Department wildlife director Mike Berger. “The current state statutes don't cover this sort of thing.” Underwood, an estimator for a San Antonio, Texas auto body shop, has invested $10,000 to build a platform for a rifle and camera that can be remotely aimed on his 330-acre (133-hectare) southwest Texas ranch by anyone on the Internet anywhere in the world.

The idea came last year while viewing another Web site on which cameras posted in the wild are used to snap photos of animals. “We were looking at a beautiful white-tail buck and my friend said 'If you just had a gun for that.' A little light bulb went off in my head,” he said.

Internet hunting could be popular with disabled hunters unable to get out in the woods or distant hunters who cannot afford a trip to Texas, Underwood said. Berger said state law only covers “regulated animals” such as native deer and birds and cannot prevent Underwood from offering Internet hunts of “unregulated” animals such as non-native deer that many ranchers have imported and wild pigs.

He has proposed a rule that will come up for public discussion in January that anyone hunting animals covered by state law must be physically on site when they shoot. Berger expressed reservations about remote control hunting, but noted that humans have always adopted new technologies to hunt.

“First it was rocks and clubs, then we sharpened it and put it on a stick. Then there was the bow and arrow, black powder, smokeless power and optics,” Berger said. “Maybe this is the next technological step out there.”

Underwood, 39, said he will offer animal hunting as soon as he gets a fast Internet connection to his remote ranch that will enable hunters to aim the rifle quickly at passing animals. He said an attendant would retrieve shot animals for the shooters, who could have the heads preserved by a taxidermist. They could also have the meat processed and shipped home, or donated to animal orphanages.

Am I the only one to see the potential for Darwin awards for the doofuses hired to go pick up the animals?

I learned at 12:54 that my 1pm conference call was rescheduled for friday. Until then, I kinda have SFA to do.

Anybody have some good smut I could read at the office?

I finally updated my comics page with new strips.

Go have a look here.