Day: December 20, 2004

Dear Mr. Cote,

I am writing with regard to your application for the post of a Software
Engineer, ref. No. 04/106, at EBI in Hinxton, UK. I regret to inform you that
one of the other candidates has now been offered this position.

If you have applied for one of our other positions at the EBI, you will be
informed of the outcome of your application for each individual post
separately.

I am sorry not to be able to give you more encouraging news and would like to
thank you for your interest in our scientific Organisation.

Yours sincerely,

LR
Senior Personnel Officer

Yoinked from elfs:

http://www.dollnomori.com/doll/index.html – link not safe for work.

A love doll rental service. You can rent them by the hour, with delivery to your hotel of choice, with discretion guaranteed.

Ummm, ew?

Edit: you can use Google's language translation service for a good laugh. They offer a BETA service for japanese to english. Look here

Right now, in my head, I'm going down a ladder.

Slow day today. Nat came over for pancakes and xmas present wrapping. Packed most of the stuff I'll need for my trip. Yes mother, rejoice and fret no more, my suitcase is now packed.

Cooked a bit, cleaned a bit, watched TV, spoke with Katy. Typical weekend day.

Edit: I forgot to mention the story of Little Red Riding hood and the 3 little pigs. So there, I just did it.