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A swig of benzene

Posted on January 12, 2005 By admin 5 Comments on A swig of benzene

That's the subject line of the latest spam I got this morning. I found it amusing.

I just got my McGill staff ID card. I'm happy with it, I don't look like a deranged psycho killer on the picture.

On the metro on my way to work this morning, I wanted to seriously rant on someone. A guy was standing right next to me and kept sniffling. Not tiny discrete sniffles that everybody does once in a while. We're talking full-body-you-can-hear-it-all-the-way-across-the-train SNKZKSKKSNKKKSKKKSKKKSRZRRRT snurfles that were disgusting as hell. You could imagine the gallons of snot the guy was slurping. It was truly repulsive. I was contemplating getting off and switching trains at one point when he got off. I almost applauded.

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Comments (5) on “A swig of benzene”

  1. browren says:
    January 12, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    Sounds like he's the one that needs the swig of benzene…

    (http://livejournal.com/users/browren)

  2. talisker says:
    January 12, 2005 at 4:29 pm

    indeed, especially since they were one after the other. I swear, the guy didn't stop for 10 minutes!

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  3. emjayne says:
    January 12, 2005 at 5:03 pm

    *gags*

    Sometimes your writing skills beat me about the brain.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/emjayne)

  4. talisker says:
    January 12, 2005 at 5:04 pm

    is that a good thing?

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  5. emjayne says:
    January 12, 2005 at 5:25 pm

    *still gagging*

    Yep

    :)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/emjayne)

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