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Month: January 2005

Yoinked from <lj user="eniran">

Posted on January 21, 2005 By admin 9 Comments on Yoinked from <lj user="eniran">
To pick up Katy: Do you have a map? Cos honey – I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

To pick up Ms Grogan: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

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WOOT!

Posted on January 21, 2005 By admin

Networking is love! My friggin' switch finally came in, so I now don't need to go to the cafeteria to have a network connection. JOY!

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Things to do in Montreal for the upcoming weeks

Posted on January 20, 2005 By admin

http://english.montrealplus.ca/portal/profile.do?sectionID=80&categoryID=15&contentType=1&profileID=1017782
http://www.fetedesneiges.com/en/
http://www.montrealenlumiere.com/english/light/index.php
http://www.tourisme-montreal.org/B2C/13/events_details.asp/SKU/5995%5FEvents/selCategory/Attraction%2FMuseum
http://www.tourisme-montreal.org/B2C/13/events_details.asp/SKU/6020%5FEvents/selCategory/Attraction%2FMuseum
http://www.tourisme-montreal.org/B2C/13/events_details.asp?SKU=5543%5FEvents&SectionName=B2C

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my eyes!

Posted on January 20, 2005 By admin 4 Comments on my eyes!

Old men who wear full-length fur coats scare me.

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Are you on drugs? No, you're contageous.

Posted on January 20, 2005 By admin 4 Comments on Are you on drugs? No, you're contageous.

I can't describe it any better than this:

Got into the store where I proceeded to bounce like Tigger for a bit, scaring the man next to R at the veggie counter. Then we played football with a cauliflower, which gained us a fan. Though R's skills as a quarterback were questioned when I told the guy he had actually been aiming for my head. Chased a girl with mukluks, met a captain and his first mate, I smacked R with some butt slice, licked another magazine, and made the cashier laugh when I made the Valentine's Day mascot do a jig. On the way home for some reason we found the need to discuss various genitals along with scary hand motions. […] Then I was off to bounce through the kitchen while yummy dinner was prepared. We sat down to eat and watch Iron Chef Asshat compete in the Buffalo Brawl. Then there was the commercial for goo-covered veggies that made me gag. After that was an attempt at beheading with a ceiling fan, a.k.a. the Fan O' Death. And the rocket man.

Fell asleep watching TV with Sara and I woke up with my shoulder completely f'ed up. I was sore and *really* burpy for most of the night. Not good. Feeling better now, but I'm still a bit achey. Blergh. On the plus side, it seems that IBM is finally getting its collecitve thumb out, woot!

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Cause I just thought about it.

Posted on January 19, 2005 By admin 4 Comments on Cause I just thought about it.

Nominate the best ever LJ icon you've ever seen. Tell me why. The winner gets a prize. Don't know what yet. Probably bragging rights, but who knows. This is a puely biased competition. I am the sole judge. Bow down before my omnipotence.

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So wrong.

Posted on January 19, 2005 By admin 9 Comments on So wrong.

I watched pimp my ride tonight without being able to inflict it on Sara. That's just wrong.

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*sigh*

Posted on January 18, 2005 By admin

My laptop is configured to connect to the strongest wi-fi source it can locate. Unfortunately, this turns out to be hazardous to my health when I'm at work because the strongest wi-fi sources are not necessarily at McGill. So far today, I think I've connected to two or three different unprotected home networks. This is annoying cause on one hard, I need a network connection to do my work but on the other, I do not want to be accused of hacking from work.

*is annoyed*

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not having a good day

Posted on January 18, 2005 By admin 27 Comments on not having a good day

Woke up with a headache and a sore throat and guess what? both are still with me.

As I'm typing this, I'm sitting in the cafeteria cause it's the only place I can connect to the McGill wi-fi network. My “office” is on the opposite side of the building and gets crap signal.

IBM is being a pain in the ass and not responding to my enquiries. I am less than impressed.

I'm worried about people I care about and feel powerless to help them.

All in all, I am a happy camper.

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weird dreams

Posted on January 18, 2005 By admin 6 Comments on weird dreams

I've been having weird dreams lately. As in, really fucking weird. As in sodomizing pirates and bondage dungeon Buffy the Vampire Slayer driving a black chevy nova.

I mean, WTF?

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