- The costumes are functional and fireproofed, not something silly made of silver lam, by a brocade addict.
- Forget wimpy knives, how about a 2 hp, 14″ diameter abrasive cutoff saw that could take off a leg in two seconds. Instead of a one handed tenderizing mallet, try a 5 kg sledge on a 1 meter handle.
- The ingredients supply weighs 800 tons, and covers half an acre.
- Your torch isn't some wimpy hand held thing, only suitable for browning brul, its got a 6 tank gas manifold, and an oxygen tank as tall as you are.
- The fire extinguisher is a “how many times” not an “just in case”
- Your ingredients don't try to run away. They may take a crane to move, and might try to crush you however.
- No giggly, squeaky voiced actress only there to be decorative. The co-host has a Ph.D., and created the show.
- Which would you rather cut in half, a white delivery van or a live squid?
- You aren't judged on beauty of presentation. Ugly, and menacing looking are desirable attributes.
- Your fate is decided by the laws of physics, not the whims of a fortune teller turned food writer.
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Junk Yard Wars is the best! I miss that show so much! Although the British one was WAY better than the American one. Go figure.
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It's because of Colonel Dick and the moustache boys :)
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Sweet!
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