Her: I'm craving cheese & mustard sandwiches.
Me: You are so peeing on a stick when we get home. You have all the signs of a pregnant woman. Your back hurts, your ankles are swollen and you have violent mood swings.
Her: you'll find that that's just me, dear.
To which I had to giggle.
Funny thought. What if preggers reversed all the wondrous weirdness and you got 'Stepford Wife' Katy? Yai!
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