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Yoinked from <lj user="ultimategirl">

Posted on July 6, 2005 By admin 1 Comment on Yoinked from <lj user="ultimategirl">

1) I can't leave home without having checked that I have my keys, wallet, antihistamines, cell phone, epipen and that my oven is properly off (even if I haven't actually used it that day). Even if it's to go to the corner store to pick up a loaf of bread. I can check this multiple times before actually leaving the house. I think I have mild OCD but can't really be bothered to do anything about it. My friends call this my macarena dance.

2) Even though I can remember trivial facts from years ago, I have crap short-term memory and am therefore always writing things down on bits of paper. Every few weeks, I go through all my pockets and wallet to purge all a not insignificant biomass.

3) When I'm busy doing something, the world can crumble around me and I won't really notice it.

4) When I'm concentrating on something, I tend to tuck my chin in my shirt up to my nose. I can't really tell you why.

5) I'm addicted to my email and can check it, without exageration, about 150 times a day.

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Comment (1) on “Yoinked from <lj user="ultimategirl">”

  1. chickcurious says:
    July 6, 2005 at 3:12 pm

    #2 could be written by me!

    (http://livejournal.com/users/chickcurious)

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