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The word of the day is…

Posted on December 8, 2005 By admin 2 Comments on The word of the day is…

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… which is defined as a worshipper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster†.

†The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

The FSM is theorized to manipulate observable data such as carbon dating results via 'His Noodly Appendage'. We are also taught that The FSM hates when its subjects do not dress as pirates. FSM followers claim that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

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Comments (2) on “The word of the day is…”

  1. raspberrysalmon says:
    December 8, 2005 at 11:08 am

    …seen Flying Spaghetti Monster – The Game yet?

    (http://livejournal.com/users/raspberrysalmon)

  2. talisker says:
    December 8, 2005 at 11:53 am

    not yet. I'll have a loto at it later :)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

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