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Day: December 24, 2005

Quote of the day

Posted on December 24, 2005 By admin 1 Comment on Quote of the day

Mom: when are we opening our presents?
Me: midnight?
Katy: you don't open your presents on xmas?
Me: we're ones to talk, we opened our presents on the 19th…

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And now for something completely different

Posted on December 24, 2005 By admin 6 Comments on And now for something completely different

Things I have learned today:

– Two people can fit in the tshirt I'm wearing today. My sister and I have demonstrated this fact.

– We drove down with more things than can be (or rather should have been) fitted in a small car.

– We're starting to feel a bit rundown. I've been having weird headaches and Katy's voice/throat is giving her a bit of grief. I think it's a good thing that she's going to be seeing her ENT when we get back, if only to swear at him.

Besides that, my parents are going warp-speed at the thought of all of us being here for the holidays. If my mom gets any more giddy, she'll run the risk of spontaneously combusting. She's been up since 4am.

There is a definite possibility that we will explode from the massive quantities of food that my mom is offering us. All the time. Constantly. I have secret fears that she's trying to fatten us up for nefarious purposes.

Boris is currently hiding somewhere in our basement. His first meeting with the little dog might be a bit traumatic. We'll see.

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There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world *belongs*, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse *me*? This is my glass? I don't *think* so. My glass was full! *And* it was a bigger glass!
--(Terry Pratchett, The Truth)

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