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Day: January 20, 2006

I want me one of those!

Posted on January 20, 2006 By admin 1 Comment on I want me one of those!

Your friends will wonder in which direction your life philosophy has wandered when they see this hand-carved knife block, a prototype by Irene van Gestel of De Meubelmaat, a design group in the Netherlands. This gal must certainly possess a macabre sense of humor. Perhaps this knife caddie, chiseled out of a block of solid limewood, would be an ideal accessory in Cellblock B at Sing-Sing, where those who are looking for an appropriate place to store knives might be inclined to use their bunkmates heads.

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More news from the stupid

Posted on January 20, 2006 By admin

Chirac threatens nuclear attack on states sponsoring terrorism

President Jacques Chirac has dropped a political bombshell by threatening to retaliate with nuclear strikes against any state found to be responsible for a large-scale terrorist attack on France. In the biggest shift in French nuclear doctrine for 40 years, M. Chirac revealed that the force de frappe – the French nuclear deterrent – had already been reconfigured to allow it to destroy the “power centres” of any state which sponsored a terrorist assault.

Source: http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/article339823.ece

Cure me with sex

A woman has taken out a full page advert in a newspaper asking for sex to help cure her cancer. Divorcee Elisaveta, 30, explained in the ad: “Doctors have discovered two lumps in my breast. “They have told me the best way to beat cancer and stop the spread is to have sex.”

Her plea in top Russian daily Moscow Komsomolets added: “The ideal candidate would need to have sex with me every two days for at least a year.” A cancer specialist told the paper: “To avoid this cancer after a certain age, three sex sessions a week are necessary.”

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16601093&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=cure-me-with-sex–name_page.html

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"I meant," said Iplsore bitterly, "what is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE."
--Death is obviously not a dog person (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)

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