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Posted on January 20, 2006 By admin

Chirac threatens nuclear attack on states sponsoring terrorism

President Jacques Chirac has dropped a political bombshell by threatening to retaliate with nuclear strikes against any state found to be responsible for a large-scale terrorist attack on France. In the biggest shift in French nuclear doctrine for 40 years, M. Chirac revealed that the force de frappe – the French nuclear deterrent – had already been reconfigured to allow it to destroy the “power centres” of any state which sponsored a terrorist assault.

Source: http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/article339823.ece

Cure me with sex

A woman has taken out a full page advert in a newspaper asking for sex to help cure her cancer. Divorcee Elisaveta, 30, explained in the ad: “Doctors have discovered two lumps in my breast. “They have told me the best way to beat cancer and stop the spread is to have sex.”

Her plea in top Russian daily Moscow Komsomolets added: “The ideal candidate would need to have sex with me every two days for at least a year.” A cancer specialist told the paper: “To avoid this cancer after a certain age, three sex sessions a week are necessary.”

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16601093&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=cure-me-with-sex–name_page.html

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