Dear brain.
I'm sorry I put you through the last 2.5 days. Although I'm glad I managed to get a last-minute spot in the java design pattern training course, I didn't expect to see this much material this quickly and I apologize for dumping all this stuff on you at such short notice. I completely understand your sudden desire to shut down to prevent circuit overload. If you can wait just another hour, it's going to be the weekend and we can relax with an assload of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Thank you,
me.