Being British is about driving in an Italian car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.
Superb :)
Reminds me of this:
Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the méchanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the méchanics French, the lovers Swiss and it is all organized by the Italian.
:P
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