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Month: March 2006

Do I have a sticker on my forehead that says stupid?

Posted on March 20, 2006 By admin 3 Comments on Do I have a sticker on my forehead that says stupid?

I receive tons of spam of the nature “I am the son/daughter/accountant/dog of a middle-eastern/african/russian dictator/president/general. I have a gajillion dollars just burning a hole in my pocket. Here, complete stranger that has been referred to me by my best friend's cousin's neighour's mistress' dog, have some of it.”

They're all fairly typical: poorly written ALL IN CAPS to make it look more official. My favourite bit though is always when they include an email address in the message that is different from the sender email address – which is usually their real account but they're just too stupid to masquerade it.

If I wanted to, I could probably create a more plausible scenario to scam people. Damn my morals. Anyway, I got one that made me giggle. It was telling me that I'd won a lottery (that never sold tickets) and that the draw had picked my work email (which I never give out outside of actual work functions). All I needed was to email all my personal banking details and identity information to a nice lady and she'd have the money wired into my account. How nice of her. Fairly typical scam so far. The amusing bit is that I won a UK lottery, but I need to send all my info to an address ending with sympatico.ca (for those of you who might not know, that's a Canadian ISP for home internet). Made me giggle, anyway.


I got everything I wanted to do this weekend done:

  • bought two new pair of jeans
  • sorted through the mountain of paperwork in the office
  • went to the gym on sunday

All in all, a quiet weekend.

One of Katy's friends is being a bit of a pain in the ass at the moment. She was supposed to help us clean and decorate the apartment before we moved and also help us with the actual move. We never saw or heard her. It's been 3 weeks now. We know she's still alive because she has no trouble calling and seeing common friends of Katy. Her phone is just mysteriously breaking down when we try and get in touch. I'm at the point where I don't really want anything to do with her anymore but the annoying thing is that she has some of Katy's books and CDs, and my old digital camera that she “bought” but hasn't actually paid for yet (and that's been close to 2 months now). We've now send email to those common friends to try and kick some sense into her backside so she'll get in touch with us. See what happens how.

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The course is over, yaay!

Posted on March 17, 2006 By admin 8 Comments on The course is over, yaay!

The week-long course is over. The last person left this morning. The first 3 days were brutal. We had to cover an assload of material and make sure everything worked on everybody's laptop. We'd explicitly told everybody which tools they would need, and in some cases, which versions.

Predictably, what we got was a hodgepodge of everything else. Wrong versions (either too old or too new) were a consistent problem. More insidious though were the language barriers. A few people didn't speak english as a first language, which meant that we had to do some one-on-ones to make sure they were understanding the intricacies of what we were saying. More than half (!!!) the people at the course were not java programmers. This is huge, considering that this was touted as a java workshop, with Real Live™ coding periods. That plan went out the window rather quickly, which caused us to need to shuffle the schedule on more than one occasion.

Still, all in all, it was good. The feedback and reviews they left us were quite glowing (apparently bossman said that this was some of the best feedback for a course ever). We were slavedriving them for a while, but we eased up at the end. Information overload and all…

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I feel like ass warmed over

Posted on March 16, 2006 By admin 11 Comments on I feel like ass warmed over

I think Katy's mom gifted us both with her cold when she came for a visit last weekend. I feel like crap.

Only two days till the weekend, woohoo.

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Teaching people … but are they sucking?

Posted on March 15, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on Teaching people … but are they sucking?

Day 2 of the PRIDE/OLS Hackathon is done and over. We've been inducing small brain seizures in 10 people for the last 2 days with PowerPoint overdoses. The good news is that we have a good spread of cookies and tea and coffee. The bad news is that we still have more powerpoint.

On the plus side, this exercise has forced us to write tons of good documentation – which any decent programmer is loathe to do. This will also be a good preparation for the Thursday morning talk I have been volunteered to do in a month for the whole sequence database group. But I digress.

The hackathon has also been a good training ground to see what kind of mistakes/problems people will experience in the wild. We know how to run the programs – we should, we built them from the ground up. What takes us a little less than an hour to do from scratch is proving to take more than a day for the average user. Mostly, it's because everything works on our laptops. In the wild, we need to deal with older/newer versions of stuff we need, different languages, different operating systems, different ways of thinking of how stuff should work. It's proving enlightning. And frustrating. But that's a whole other story.


On a completely different train of thought, I think that we've actually beginning to be regulars at the pub. We had dinner with the course people there tonight (paid by the EBI). I wanted to bring back a chocolate tart for Katy (as she was feeling a bit down) so I asked for one to take away. The waitress went to place the order and came back a minute later saying that the chef wanted to decorate the plate (as they normally do when you eat it at the restaurant), if they did garnish it prettily, would I mind bringing the plate back tomorrow?

In a word… sa-weet!

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Quick update

Posted on March 13, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on Quick update

– House pictures are up: http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/hinxton/

– We bought the flatscreen LCD. Quite cool, but I will need to contact the customer service monkeys because it hums. I think it's the transformer. This annoys the hell out of me.

– I'm giving a course on PRIDE/OLS with a co-worker all week. Eeeep!!!

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You know you live in a rural area when

Posted on March 9, 2006 By admin 1 Comment on You know you live in a rural area when

… a pair of ducks waddle along next to you as you're going in to work.

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The poshest bottled water ever

Posted on March 8, 2006 By admin 4 Comments on The poshest bottled water ever

Katy and I went shopping at Waitrose on monday night and I came across this:

I just had to get it (but it was only 99p so that's ok). It's Glenlivet bottled water.

From the website: Welcome to Speyside Glenlivet, where we are pleased to share with you some of the fascinating history, background and detail of this very special Scottish Natural Mineral Water. Its unique and natural blend of minerals provides the essence of Speyside Glenlivet's special appeal. Even the most delicate flavours of what you eat and drink are enhanced when they are accompanied by its cool, clean and pure taste. The outstanding quality of this water was the reason why the first whisky distilleries were founded nearby over 200 years ago.

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Posted on March 7, 2006 By admin 3 Comments on For <lj user="eniran">

I came across these online and thought of you:

 

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My article is finally published!

Posted on March 7, 2006 By admin 5 Comments on My article is finally published!

The Ontology Lookup Service, a lightweight cross-platform tool for controlled vocabulary queries

Richard G Cote, Philip Jones, Rolf Apweiler, Henning Hermjakob
BMC Bioinformatics 2006, 7:97 (28 February 2006)

Total accesses to this article: 246
Accesses within last 30 days: 246

Your article is also available through PubMed Central, and overall statistics indicate that your article will have been accessed on PubMed Central a roughly equivalent number of times, doubling its total visibility.

This makes me happy.

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Yes, we're still alive

Posted on March 7, 2006 By admin 1 Comment on Yes, we're still alive

Saturday was the big moving day. Katy's dad and uncle came down with a rental van from Leicester in the morning and we got the show on the road. I went with them to the Hinxton house to unpack the first load, which consisted mostly of Ikea stuff and a fridge. I had some work colleagues giving us a hand and it was a mostly smooth process. All in all, it took 4 vanloads to get everything shifted here. Katy and Judith were loading in Cambridge and myself and Charlie (at first) then Sam/Natalyia (afterwards) were here to unload and shift stuff around. I managed to get the bed build in between van trips, so that was a plus. The first priority was to get everything in the approximate rooms and get the basics sorted. Mel and Stu got the wardrobe build while we tackled the kitchen.

When the left, we went to the Red Lion to have a nice dinner. I had a big hunk of dead cow, Katy had the duck. It's a really nice pub. I think I'd like to become a regular there. Since I'm going to be hitting the gym more often, the thought of a regular pint doesn't really scare me.

We spent all day Sunday unpacking stuff. I'm happy to report that 99% of the boxes are empty and neatly stacked in one of our many shed out back. All the dishes have been washed (thanks to the Katy girl) and most of the things are, if not in their final resting place, close to it. The wardrobe is full and so is the new chest of drawers.

I was off work on Monday to wait for the Sky cable man to come round to install our new mini dish so I busied myself by building the last of the furniture while I was waiting. The table looks really nice and is heavy as hell. The corner office took forever to build and will only come out of the room in pieces because there's no way in hell it'll fit through the door. Speaking of, we'll probably have to unhinge it because that room won't accommodate the desk and the bookshelf. Oh well.

Katy started her new job yesterday and gave her day a solid 8 out of 10. A promising sign. She's not actually working on campus yet, which is a bit annoying. They're in the process of opening the new wing and moving bits out of the old buildings gradually into the new ones. That means that they still need staff at the old place. That's only temporary and she should be working here within a month or so. It's only 3 miles away, so it's not a biggie.

I hope it all goes well for her. She's been really anxious about it. It has translated
into a grumpy girl who spent a whole afternoon being snarky because she couldn't find her slippers (that she'd packed herself, spent the whole of Sunday manically looking for them, and managed to overlook them twice…)

Things are settling in nicely. We sold the TV and the woman is coming to pick it up this weekend. We're probably going to buy the new one this weekend when Katy's parents come to visit. Most of the change of addresses are done. I need to get in touch with Mrs Simmonds to give her back the keys and go over the inventory with her and finalize the paperwork for the old flat.

The next step is to get used to cooking with a gas hob now. I just need to figure out the heat levels and gas marks. Last night's dinner was good, so that's a positive start.

On a last note, I strongly recommend the song that I'm currently listening to. We've been listening to an assload of BBC Radio 1 (as it was the only form of entertainment while we were painting/moving) and I've grown to really love it.

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