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A man and his porn…

Posted on April 7, 2006 By admin 1 Comment on A man and his porn…

It seems that today is a good day for random headlines:

In grave with his porn collection!

Asian News International
London, March 13, 2006

A 65-year old unmarried Russian man is apparently so attached to his stack of porn magazines, that not only has he decided to be buried with them when he dies, but has also designed a coffin with special space for them.

Vladimir Villisov, who survived a heart attack, said that the experience had made him realise that the girls in the magazines had been his constant companions for years, and that he wanted them to be his companions in the afterlife too.

“The girls in those magazines have been my companions for years, and I want them to accompany me to the next life,” Fox News quoted him, as telling Utro newspaper.

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Comment (1) on “A man and his porn…”

  1. mirli says:
    April 7, 2006 at 6:01 pm

    *g*
    I think I need to write a will… 'to be buried with her harddrives' or so.
    After all, I want to read all my saved (smutty) fanfiction in the afterlife. I'll be sure to mention that directly after the bit about proper Latin, Greek and Etruscan inscriptions in the headstone.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/mirli)

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