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Month: August 2006

We are fucking not amused

Posted on August 31, 2006 By admin 3 Comments on We are fucking not amused

My website hosting provider was hacked a few days ago. All their servers have been wiped and what's worse, all the backups have been deleted as well. The fucking losers. I have a backup of my website on my laptop, but I know that there's some stuff that was only online. It's not mission critical, but it does piss me off. When I'm back in the UK and have a broadband connection to re-upload everything, I'm going to go through the links on my LJ and see what's lost and what I can recreate.

In the meantime, I'm going to put my bookmarks online so I can at least have a copy at hand to go browse stuff.

News and Information

    The Montreal Gazette
    The National Post
    NGS Photo of the Day
    Slashdot.Org
    Le Voir
    The Hour
    TV Hebdo
    FARK
    Evil CNN

    Reuters – Oddly Enough
    Sky news

Comics

    StrongBad's Email
    Bob the Angry Flower Web Page
    Houston Chronicle Interactive – Custom Comics
    Kevin & Kell
    Better Days
    FreeFall Comics
    Suburban Jungle
    Dilbert Online
    Frazz
    Get Fuzzy
    Liberty Meadows

    Pearls before swine

    PHD comics
    Over the Hedge
    Sabrina Online, the Comic Strip!
    Sluggy Freelance
    Wapsi Squares
    Sinfest
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A long and massive update

Posted on August 31, 2006 By admin 11 Comments on A long and massive update

I've been a bad blogger recently. I've been keeping up to date on the reading part, but the writing part has suffered. I blame [info]sbourge's keyboard. I'm writing this entry on my laptop and it's sheer bliss to be able to blind-type again, instead of having to peck at keys on an AZERTY keyboard. Those things are just evil, but I digress. I've been keeping all my thoughts on paper so I wouldn't lose them, so now I just need to type everything up. I missed my keyboard. Good keyboard *pats the keyboard*

Our story starts on Saturday night, when Stephane convinced me to go out with him and some of his LJ friends to an 80s night at a club he knows on the Plateau. I quickly realized that I'm an old fart. Going out to clubs was never really my thing, but now, hella no. I fail to see the fun of getting shit faced for its own sake in a poorly ventilated bar where the music is so loud that you can't understand what the person that's screaming in your ear is saying. Most people in the club were not born when the music that was being played was made. I was more excited by his description of a cosy tea room that we were going to try out later in the week.

I'm old; I'm pretty good at accepting it gracefully. I sometimes wonder how it happened and how I should feel about it, but most of the time I'm glad to be where I am and how I am (though more teenage sex would have been appreciated, but hey, what can you do…).

On Sunday, I got wet. As in, soaked-jeans-clinging-to-your-legs wet. Not once, but 3 times. I think I caught a cold cause I've had a crap throat all week. I met up with [info]eniran and [info]ashre79 for breakfast. I was waiting in line to get in to Eggspectation at the corner of Drummond/Maisonneuve when I called them to see if they wanted to join me for brunch. Sara said that it would be easier for her to park at the old Forum, so I told them I'd meet them there. Walking there was my first soaking.

I was shocked to discover that the Forum Eggspectation is no longer an Eggspectation, but something called Burgers and Benedicts. The food was tasty but horribly from a health perspective: eggs benedict with bacon on waffles. So good, but damn! It's a good thing that my diet has generally improved in the last little while, cause this week was sometimes painful for it :)

Sara and Em wanted to go to the old port to run an errand, so I tagged along and then we went book and DVD shopping. I'd forgotten how annoying it is to have to factor sales tax to every thing you buy. I went to all my old haunts: Indigo, Chapters, Metro Video. I didn't find any DVDs that were screaming at me to buy them. In fact, the only thing that really caught my eye was some over-expensive hentai porn (but that was mostly for the giggle factor of seeing Sara and Em give the evil eye to a creepy old man who was trying to browse the porn rack without actually seeming to do so).

I headed over to Indigo, where I ran into an old co-worker that I had a bit of a crush on when I was working at the hospital (no, not the crazy german girl!) before having a good perusal of the fantasy and fiction section and finding a few interesting titles to buy for the trip back.

I walked Sara and Em back to their car and got soaked. I was supposed to go have dinner with Michel at Bishoku, but it's closed on Sundays so we went to Weinstein & Gavinos instead. Got soaked walking there. After a really nice dinner, we played count the whores along our usual post-meal walk and I actually won a round!

Monday was an expensive day. I bought 3 pairs of jeans (which isn't too bad, considering that I paid the price in canadian dollars that I would normally pay in british pounds) and bought some shiny, pretty and expensive things for Katy at the old port and Marche Bonsecours. I got lost trying to get to the Studio Tranchefile (where I took my bookbinding course) but I finally made it and spent an hour or so putting in a custom order for a wedding photo album.

People are going to think I'm a bit nuts for the amount of money I'm going to spend on that album, but I think it's going to be worth it. It's going to be hand-bound in burgundy leather and will have red marbled paper inside covers, one cream paper folio (for signatures), 12 black paper folios for pictures and a cream paper envelope (to put scrapbook stuff). It's also going to be embossed with our names in silver on the cover. I've seen their work and it's amazing.

As I was making my way back downtown, I ran into Chu, the head lab tech while I was doing my master's. He's still as nuts as ever :) I had sushi for dinner with Stephane at Mikado and Michel joined us for a spot of tea at Camellia Sinensis, the tea room that Stephane had mentioned on Sunday. It's really nice and I can't wait to bring Katy there. We had a nice evening just chatting and laughing about this, that and a few raunchy other things.

On Tuesday, I went to work with Stephane and said hello to people at Ste-Justine then went downtown to meet Shibl and Ata for lunch (Bishoku!!!!!) and then I putzed around a bit downtown before going to Michel and Isabelle's condo. I told them that I'd cook them a proper curry dinner, which was quite well received. Spent a nice evening chatting on the terrace on their roof and then had a quiet walk with Michel while heading back to the metro.

Quote of the day for Tuesday: “I'm more annoyed that you went to sushi without me than I am that you want to go to the strippers”. I love my sweetie :)

I had a lazy day for most of Wednesday, because my week was starting to catch up with me. I had a pisser of a headache for part of the day, but that was taken care of with some advil and other herbal medicines. I cooked a thank-you curry for Stephane and headed to POs place for a night with the boys. Amusingly, when I got to his apartment block, I pushed the wrong apartment buzzer and the person who answered the door was an old friend who'd moved in next door to PO and didn't know I was in town. I got an O-face, which was unexpected and really funny.

The evening was a smashing success. We played a game of Risk 2210 and a game of Knights of the Round Table, which I'd never played before. I hadn't had a night like that since before I left for England. It had all the essential ingredients for a good boys' night, including St-Hubert take-out (club sandwich, white meat, hold the tomatoes, extra cheese, with the chip gravy in a separate bag). Went to bed at 2am and got up at 7:30 with PO and Sonia and headed to the bus station to come back to Ottawa.

All in all, a very satisfying trip to Montreal. I did most of what I'd set out to do and saw all the people I wanted to see.

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Day one in Canada

Posted on August 26, 2006 By admin 4 Comments on Day one in Canada

I made it in one piece, albeit a very tired one. My travel itinerary went something like this. I woke up at 6am to get ready to make an 8am train at Whittlesford to London, then hop in the tube to get to Heathrow. My flight was scheduled for 2:30pm, but with all the chaos I was expecting at the airport, I wanted to get there as soon as possible. My plan worked out a bit too well. I arrived at Heathrow at 10:30. Check-in took the whole of 10 minutes and I had loads of time go walk to the M&S at arrivals to get some sandwiches for lunch.

There was a queue from hell to get to security, where people every 10m or so reminded you that you couldn't take any sort of liquids, gels or cosmetics on board. They were hand-patting everybody that was going through security. Except me, for some reason. I think it's because I don't fit the “flying while asian” profile, and I think they didn't even see my epipen. If they did, they didn't bring it up (even tough it's sharp and liquid, but hey).

While I was waiting to pass through security, I had the (dis)pleasure of being regailed by what I would have thought to be the two dumbest american teenagers though, sadly, I think they're just average in their stupidity. One is from Texas, the other from Florida. That's not a good start. Some amusing tidbits overheard: “I've never seen as much multiculturalism in one place as here (meaning at Heathrow)” and “I don't believe how British Intelligence actually caught the terrorists. They were like from Al Quaeda, right? How come US Intelligence didn't catch them?” God bless America…

Anyway, the flight itself was uneventful. Since I'm not going to Dubyaland, I was allowed to bring liquids and all the schwag I bought at duty-free on board. One of the movies was MI:3, which is amusing because I was talking to Katy about it just the night before and saying that I really didn't want to see it. Watching it on the plane, I was proven correct that I was glad that I didn't pay to see such a steaming pile of shite.

I also discovered that earplugs will from now on be an integral part of my travels! They're wonderful at filtering out all the extreme noises (including the ever popular screaming toddler two seats behind you) while leaving you able to listen to the movie and talk to the stewardess.

Customs were a breeze, and I spent the next 40 minutes waiting for my suitcase to make it up the ramp. After that, it was smooth sailing to get home and get horribly jetlagged.

I woke up at 3am this morning but was able to get a few more hours of sleep until I had to get ready to leave for Montreal where I spent the day seeing Nat go nuts over baby clothing while I reinstalled her computer :)

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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Some people have too much time and overactive imaginations

Posted on August 24, 2006January 28, 2014 By admin 11 Comments on Some people have too much time and overactive imaginations

I give you two weird sightings:

A 3 pound, 8.5inch wide swiss-army knife that will cost you $1,200 and has 85 gizmos on it, including: 11 varieties of blades (including the essential cigar cutter), 30 screwdrivers and assorted bits, 5 wrenches, 3 pairs of pliers and 36 other tools (including the ever useful laser pointer, 12gauge choke tube, flashlight, glof club face cleaner and tire tread gauge).

The people who brought you the Play-Doh cologne and the bacon bandages now proudly introduce the bacon wallet. Nothing more needs to be said.

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Great Yarmouth, by the sea

Posted on August 21, 2006 By admin 3 Comments on Great Yarmouth, by the sea

I had my first taste of a traditional english seaside town this weekend. The Grogan clan took me to Yarmouth.

Pics are here: http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/yarmouth-aug2006/

Apparently, the place hasn't changed. It's hard to describe. Well, actually, it's not :) Tacky comes to mind. Every shop by the seaside sells deep-fried, salty or deep-fried sugary food. All the side-streets are packed with shops selling the same old cheap and nasty souvenirs that they've always been selling and that you'll find in every other seaside town (except the name printed on the crap will be different). It's tawdry, it's touristy, and people love it :)

Katy's IQ and mental age practically dropped by half as soon as we got out of the car. While I don't have the historical background to fully appreciate the seaside experience, I had fun. The SeaLife center was amusing (though I was disappointed that it was no longer possible to pet the manta rays) and the crazy gold (North Americans, read mini-putt) was a good laugh (except for the small child that kept getting on our putting greens and made me lose by a swing when I had to pull a shot to avoid hitting her. I should have, because Katy's dad won and was unbearably smug about it. I do have the bragging rights for the first hole in one though, but I digress).

I was disappointed by the fish&chips, but that's because the place we had lunch was apparently crap. Still, Katy won me a Tasmanian Devil plush toy from one of those grappling-claw type games (and one another toy for her dad, which impressed the hell out of me because I've never seen anybody win anything from those machines, let alone twice).

It started pissing it down with rain at one point, but it didn't last long and cleared the air. All in all, after a good day's walk and generally goofing off and eating too much crap (though I now want to get a waffle iron for home!), we all headed back home. I'd do it again, but I honestly don't get the same out of it as a true Brit :)

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Excuse me while my head goes boom now.

Posted on August 17, 2006 By admin 1 Comment on Excuse me while my head goes boom now.

This was waiting to ambush me in my inbox this morning:

Your paper “THE ONTOLOGY LOOKUP SERVICE: A CENTRALIZED POINT OF ACCESS FOR INTERACTIVE AND PROGRAMMATIC CONTROLLED VOCABULARY QUERIES.” has been selected as an oral presentation for a special symposium scheduled Monday evening, October 30. Additional information will follow in a later email.

I'm going to be giving a talk at HUPO. This is huge, and is rather freaking me out.

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Another reason why I like redheads!

Posted on August 16, 2006 By admin 11 Comments on Another reason why I like redheads!

Redheads have more sex than blondes or brunettes

Blondes may have more fun but redheads have more sex, according to new research in Germany. The study by Hamburg Sex Researcher Professor Dr Werner Habermehl looked at the sex lives of hundreds of German women and compared them with their hair colour.

He said: “The sex lives of women with red hair were clearly more active than those with other hair colour, with more partners and having sex more often than the average. The research shows that the fiery redhead certainly lives up to her reputation.”

He added that women who dyed their hair red from another colour were signalling they were looking for a partner, and added: “Even women in a fixed relationship are letting their partners know they are unhappy if they dye their hair red. They are saying that they are looking for something better.”

Psychologist Christine Baumanns said however that it may not be the women who were to blame for the better sex lives of redheads. She said: “Red stands for passion and when a man sees a redhead he will think he is dealing with a woman who won't mess around, and gets straight to the point when it comes to sex.”

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Now that's annoying

Posted on August 14, 2006 By admin

Security 'bad news for sex drive'

A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship, according to research.

Researchers from Germany found that four years into a relationship, less than half of 30-year-old women wanted regular sex. Conversely, the team found a man's libido remained the same regardless of how long he had been in a relationship. Writing in the journal Human Nature, the scientists said the differences resulted from how humans had evolved.

The researchers from Hamburg-Eppendorf University interviewed 530 men and women about their relationships.

They found 60% of 30-year-old women wanted sex “often” at the beginning of a relationship, but within four years of the relationship this figure fell to under 50%, and after 20 years it dropped to about 20%. In contrast, they found the proportion of men wanting regular sex remained at between 60-80%, regardless of how long they had been in a relationship.

Tenderness

The study also revealed tenderness was important for women in a relationship. About 90% of women wanted tenderness, regardless of how long they had been in a relationship, but only 25% of men who had been in a relationship for 10 years said they were still seeking tenderness from their partner.

Dr Dietrich Klusmann, lead author of the study and a psychologist from Hamburg-Eppendorf University, believed the differences were down to human evolution.

He said: “For men, a good reason their sexual motivation to remain constant would be to guard against being cuckolded by another male.” But women, he said, have evolved to have a high sex drive when they are initially in a relationship in order to form a “pair bond” with their partner. But, once this bond is sealed a woman's sexual appetite declines, he added.

He said animal behaviour studies suggest this could be because females may be diverting their sexual interest towards other men, in order to secure the best combinations of genetic material for their offspring. Or, he said, this could be because limiting sex may boost their partner's interest in it.

Professor George Fieldman, an evolutionary psychologist from Buckinghamshire Chilterns University College, said: “These findings seem to fit in with anecdotal studies and his explanations seem plausible.

“The rational for why a woman's sex drive declines may be down to supply and demand. If something is in infinite supply, the perceived value would drop.”

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/health/4790313.stm

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Move over Deliah Smith!

Posted on August 13, 2006 By admin 5 Comments on Move over Deliah Smith!

Today, I cooked! It was good.

Let us first start off with scotch eggs, something that Katy has been telling me about for over a year. It's hard boiled egg, surrounded by sausage meat, breaded with seasoned breadcrumbs and then deep fried. Bad for you? yes. Good tasting? Hell yeah!

Then we have sausage rolls, which is sausage meat in puff pastry and then oven-baked:

And finally, we have beignets, which are evil deep-fried yeast doughnuts, inspired by what I had at Cafe du Monde in New Orleans. Deep fried and covered in icing sugar while they're still warm:

 

We're going to be hitting the gym big time tomorrow to get rid of all that fat, but having said that, we did fry the stuff in sunflower oil (which is not that bad) and the food didn't feel all that oily (meaning that though it probably was, it didn't feel like a “window to weight gain”). Still, this will remain holiday and special occasion food.

But damn, it was nice!


In other food news, we went to Chilford Hall to confirm the reception menu. The lady in charge of the venue was really nice and we were able to accomodate all the wild and wonderful dietary restrictions that are in place for the guests and I.

Finally, in the penultimate food news for today, Katy and I went to the River Farm Smokery in Bottisham today. It's the place that is interested in making smoked meat for me. We bought smoked chicken breast (which we had on thick-cut bread with a honey and mustard) and smoked duck breast (which I'm keeping for tomorrow).

That is all, going to digest now :)

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Yoinked from <lj user="cadhla">

Posted on August 10, 2006 By admin 4 Comments on Yoinked from <lj user="cadhla">

With regards to the kerfuffle at the airports, this has to be one of the better rants about it so far:


All you're doing is hurting whatever causes you claim to be supporting by pissing everyone the fuck off. What, do you think that eventually we'll all be flying in hospital dressing gowns with no sharp objects (potential weapons), electronic equipment (makeshift tasers), liquids (apparently, might explode), pants (modifiable into garroting equipment), books (paper cuts are bad!) or small children (they could be encouraged to scream at a frequency that jams radio transmissions, thus allowing someone to take control of the plane), and you'll be able to open a competing airline that doesn't do all this shit but runs the risk of blowing the fuck up? Because there are better business models.

None of this shit is making us safer, it's just making us crankier. Soon, we'll be able to kill and eat terrorists, just to give us something to do. My coffee will not blow up the plane. My toenail clippers will not allow me to kill a man. There are much better ways to do that, which I will not detail here, because I don't want the FBI visiting my house.


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