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Some people have too much time and overactive imaginations

Posted on August 24, 2006January 28, 2014 By admin 11 Comments on Some people have too much time and overactive imaginations

I give you two weird sightings:

A 3 pound, 8.5inch wide swiss-army knife that will cost you $1,200 and has 85 gizmos on it, including: 11 varieties of blades (including the essential cigar cutter), 30 screwdrivers and assorted bits, 5 wrenches, 3 pairs of pliers and 36 other tools (including the ever useful laser pointer, 12gauge choke tube, flashlight, glof club face cleaner and tire tread gauge).

The people who brought you the Play-Doh cologne and the bacon bandages now proudly introduce the bacon wallet. Nothing more needs to be said.

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Comments (11) on “Some people have too much time and overactive imaginations”

  1. eniran says:
    August 24, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    I want.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)

  2. mirli says:
    August 24, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    Of course you do. You need.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/mirli)

  3. mirli says:
    August 24, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    …after all, those knives shouldn't be carried around in a pocket, anyway. Though you get a lot of leverage for the corkscrew.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/mirli)

  4. eniran says:
    August 24, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    Well yeah.. it's bacon. C'mon!

    (http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)

  5. talisker says:
    August 24, 2006 at 2:21 pm

    that's why I thought of you as soon as I saw this!

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  6. eniran says:
    August 24, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    Of course you did.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/eniran)

  7. silver_chipmunk says:
    August 24, 2006 at 3:40 pm

    Bacon wallet? Um… why?

    (http://livejournal.com/users/silver_chipmunk)

  8. talisker says:
    August 24, 2006 at 4:46 pm

    if you look at the website, you can basically ask that question for all of the products on it :)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  9. silver_chipmunk says:
    August 24, 2006 at 6:15 pm

    Yes, so I see…

    Oh well… whatever makes people happy. When I think of some of the decor in my office, I know I am not one to speak.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/silver_chipmunk)

  10. talisker says:
    August 24, 2006 at 8:51 pm

    so I cross out the Play-Doh cologne as a xmas gift?

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  11. silver_chipmunk says:
    August 24, 2006 at 9:01 pm

    Actually, the disturbing thing is, I'm rather fond of the smell of Play-doh.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/silver_chipmunk)

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