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Month: August 2006

Ville de Montreal websites?

Posted on August 3, 2006 By admin

Is there a severe internet meltdown at city hall or something that I don't know about? I've been trying to access the Biodome, Planetarium and Jardin Botanique websites for the past week and all of them are so slooooooooooooooooooooooow as to be completely and utterly useless. Maybe it's because I'm trying to access them from overseas, but that shouldn't change a damn thing.

I want to find out what's happening at those locations in the first two weeks of October. If some kind soul can access the information and post a comment with it, I will bring them chocolate and biscuits from the UK when I get there.

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I just saw two snoopies!

Posted on August 3, 2006 By admin

Reminds me of long-gone conversations of the past :)

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Why I love Jeremy Clarkson

Posted on August 3, 2006 By admin

Every Sunday, the Times runs an opinion column written by Jeremy Clarkson. With his dry wit and quite outspoken opinions, it generally makes me giggle. This one, though, hit close to home :)

You can get recent columns here: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/section/0,,24389,00.html

I think often about how I shall die and when. I find myself looking at really old people and wondering what it must feel like; to know that youve reached a point where your life expectancy is measurable in minutes. Why arent they all running around waving their arms in the air panicking; because they must surely know that soon, everything that they hold dear everything will soon be replaced by the utter blackness of eternity? I get a lot of practice at thinking these things because in my life, every lump, bump, cough, ache and pain is the onset of some terrible killer disease. I catch ebola three times a week, and back in June, having discovered a nodule of something unpleasant near my left elbow, became fairly convinced Id become the first person in human history to catch arm cancer. A few days earlier, I had managed just to shake off a nasty bout of ear TB.

Rest of the column here: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,24389-2290999,00.html

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Wedding planification, as it stands :)

Posted on August 2, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on Wedding planification, as it stands :)
Item Paid (£) Still to pay (£) Total (£)
Bride dress 250 250
Bridesmaid dress 100 100
Cake 75 300 375
Car service & taxis      
Disposable cameras 100 100
Flowers 110 110
Invitations 60 60
Katy Hair & makeup 100 100
Katy Spa days 200 200
Reception hall 500 1250 1750
Registrar (Ceremony) 270 270
Registrar (COA) 135 135
Registrar (NOI) 60 60
Suit rental 180 180
Tickets to Canada 920 920
Toasting round (wine) 125 125
Weddign rings 1150   1150
3710 2175 5885
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News from the stupid

Posted on August 1, 2006 By admin 2 Comments on News from the stupid

In our latest installment of NFTS, we bring you:

Self-timing egg
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=17948&in_page_id=2

Throughout history, boiling an egg has been one of the toughest domesticated tasks to master. But now scientists have developed a foolproof way of getting the perfect result every time. The answer was to produce a dye which changes its appearance when the egg reaches a certain temperature. Supermarkets will sell eggs carrying small clear plastic stickers which, when boiled properly, will reveal a black Lion Quality logo. Customers will have the choice of buying the eggs in boxes with soft, medium or hard boiling stickers to suit their taste.

Americans too fat for Xrays and MRIs
http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/07/26/obesity.xrays.reut/index.html

According to radiologists, more and more american obese people are unable to get full medical care because they are either too big to fit into scanners, or their fat is too dense for X-rays or sound waves to penetrate. Scanning machines with larger-bore openings are in demand, a reflection of increasing obesity in America, where 64% of the population is overweight or obese.


Edit: This has to be added, because no NFTS entry should be without a goofy religion post.

Natural Earth Museum, Bible-style
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1110AP_Creation_Museum.html

Like most natural history museums, this one has exhibits showing dinosaurs roaming the Earth. Except here, the giant reptiles share the forest with Adam and Eve. That, of course, is contradicted by science, but that's the point of the $25 million Creation Museum rising fast in rural Kentucky. Its inspiration is the Bible – the literal interpretation that contends God created the heavens and the Earth and everything in them just a few thousand years ago.

“If the Bible is the word of God, and its history really is true, that's our presupposition or axiom, and we are starting there,” museum founder Ken Ham said during recent tour of the sleek and modern facility, which is due to open next year. […] John Morris, president of the Institute for Creation Research in San Diego, an organization that promotes creationism, said the museum will affirm the doubts many people have about science, namely the notion that man evolved from lower forms of life.

“Americans just aren't gullible enough to believe that they came from a fish,” he said.

Emphasis mine on that last quote, which is priceless and has just made my day.

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