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Day: September 23, 2006

Finalized wedding menu!!

Posted on September 23, 2006 By admin 5 Comments on Finalized wedding menu!!

At first, we thought we wouldn't have enough food. Then, we thought we'd have too much. Now, with the fabulous chef from Chilford, we've gotten something that should hopefully please everybody :) Plus, except for one or two things that can't be changed, I can eat it all, mouahahahahahahah!

CANAPES ON ARRIVAL WITH RECEPTION DRINKS TO INCLUDE:-

Cocktail Sausages
Wild Mushroom Bouchées
Crab Mayonnaise on a toasted crouton
Parma Ham and Melon
Quails Eggs wrapped with Gravalax
Tuna Fish Barquet
Caramelised Red Onion and Goat Cheese Tartlet

BUFFET @ 2.30 PM

Ciabatta Rolls (Egg and Cress, Chicken & Mayonnaise, Tuna Fish & Cucumber)
Baby Rolls (Filled with Ham and Cheese, Brie & Cucumber, Prawn & Mayonnaise, Beef & Dijon Mustard)
Beef & Asparagus Rolls
Choux Buns filled with Avocado and a spicy Cream Cheese
Salmon en Croute
Roast Vegetables in a Filo Pastry (Sweet & Sour Sauce served separately)
Skewered Brie with Black Grapes
Leek & Mushroom Vol-au-Vents
Baby Quiche with Spring Onions
Cheese Scones
Indian Selection
Crudities
Fruit Kebabs
Cocktail éclairs and Small Cakes

7.00 PM BUFFET

Sausage Rolls
Mixed Veg Dim Sum
Spinach & Stilton Filo Parcels
Pork Pies
Fruit Scones with Strawberry Jam and Double Cream
French Bread Pizza with Chopped Tomatoes & Goats Cheese
Cheese Board with Biscuits, Grapes and Celery


We should have enough food, don't ya think? :)

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For people who have more money than common sense

Posted on September 23, 2006 By admin

While browsing on Gizmondo, I found the trifecta of useless, costly crap. I bring you, in order of stupidity:

The $1200 toilet seat

The Panasonic DL-GWN toilet seat has a light that illuminates a bull's-eye in the water at which to aim your stream. Its light has a dual function, also warming the toilet seat. Now call me crazy, but instead of dropping more than a grand on a toilet seat, I'd get a dimmable light switch in the bathroom along with a heated toilet seat, both which can be had for a fraction of that price and accomplish the same thing.

The $1200 keyboard

Now I'm all for stainless steel. It just looks cooler than anything else. However, there are limits. The only thing that this keyboard has going for it, besides being made from stainless steel, is that it has an integrated trackball. No wireless, no integrated card readers, no other gizmos. Just steel and a freakin ball bearing.

$1.89M bra

Korean designers have created a $1.89 million solid gold bra decorated with diamonds during a fashion show in Seoul. Besides being cold, heavy and completely impractical, just look at how it's biting into those poor boobies!!

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