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That's what you get when you marry white trash

Posted on November 13, 2006 By admin 4 Comments on That's what you get when you marry white trash

Pop singer Britney Spears' estranged hubby Kevin “Cletus” Federline has reportedly threatened to go public with the couples honeymoon sex tapes if she fails to make a hefty payout to him and hand custody of their two sons.

Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.

…Gotta love trailer trash.

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Comments (4) on “That's what you get when you marry white trash”

  1. silver_chipmunk says:
    November 13, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    Honeymoon sex tapes? Who the *f* tapes themselves having sex on their honeymoon???

    (http://livejournal.com/users/silver_chipmunk)

  2. judyna says:
    November 13, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    To top it off, Britney announced the divorce by SMS. There's even the video of Kevin Fedsomething receiving the text message (around the end)… HA! Trashy.

    (http://livejournal.com/users/judyna)

  3. talisker says:
    November 13, 2006 at 10:35 pm

    p0wn3d! sucks to be him :)

    (http://livejournal.com/users/talisker)

  4. petkatyyazzick says:
    November 16, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    YAY WHITE TRASH!

    (http://livejournal.com/users/petkatyyazzick)

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