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Day: January 11, 2007

Everything tastes better with a serving of dead animal flesh

Posted on January 11, 2007 By admin 3 Comments on Everything tastes better with a serving of dead animal flesh

I've gone vegan for two weeks. I'm almost done week 1.

I crave dead cow and swine flesh.

Our diet over xmas was so shockingly bad for us that Katy wanted to do a 2-week detox diet where she'd cut out all meat, sugar fat and milk products. Since she has no will power of her own, she turned those big brown eyes towards me and convinced me to do it with her. I had no spine, so I agreed. All in all, it hasn't been that bad. We're making good food, but beef curry is better than chicken curry, soba tastes better when there's chicken in the broth to accompany the veg and tofu? it's ok, but it could do with a bit of texture.

So yeah, I'm a carnivore and I'm looking forward to grilling a hunk of dead cow soon.

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Bwahahahahahahhahahaaa!

Posted on January 11, 2007 By admin 15 Comments on Bwahahahahahahhahahaaa!

From the London Telegraph. Emphasis mine. I love how they actually have to spell these things out. A big victory for common sense :)


A quiet word to loud Americans

LOUD and brash, in gawdy garb and baseball caps, shuffling between tourist sites or preparing to negotiate a business deal, they bemoan the failings of the world outside the United States.

The reputation of the ugly American abroad is not just some cruel stereotype. Rather, says the United States Government, it is worryingly accurate. Now the State Department in Washington has joined forces with US industry to plan an image makeover by issuing guides on how to behave for Americans travelling overseas.

Under a program starting next month, several big US companies will give employees going abroad a “world citizen's guide” featuring 16 etiquette tips on how they can help improve their country's battered international image.

Business for Diplomatic Action, a non-profit group funded by large US companies, has met State Department officials to discuss issuing the guide with every newly issued American passport. The guide offers a series of “simple suggestions” under the slogan, “Help your country while you travel for your company”.

The guide advises Americans to not just talk but to listen; to discuss and argue but not to be didactic, and not to foist a US world view on others.

The head of Business for Diplomatic Action, Keith Reinhard, said: “Surveys consistently show that Americans are viewed as arrogant, insensitive, over-materialistic and ignorant about local values. That, in short, is the image of the ugly American abroad and we want to change it.”

The guide also offers tips on the dangers of dressing too casually, and the pluses of learning a few words of the local language, using hand gestures and even map reading. Business for Diplomatic Action has distributed 200,000 passport-sized guides tailored to students.

RED ALERTS FOR TRAVEL

From the guidelines:

Think as big as you like but talk and act smaller In many countries, any form of boasting is considered very rude. Talking about wealth, power or status – corporate or personal – can create resentment.

Listen at least as much as you talk By all means, talk about America and your life in our country. But also ask people you're visiting about themselves and their way of life.

Save the lectures for your kids Whatever your subject of discussion, let it be a discussion not a lecture. Justified or not, the US is seen as imposing its will on the world.

Think a little locally Try to find a few topics that are important in the local popular culture. Remember, most people in the world have little or no interest in the World Series or the Super Bowl. What we call “soccer” is football everywhere else. And it's the most popular sport on the planet.

Slow down We talk fast, eat fast, move fast, live fast. Many cultures do not.

Speak lower and slower A loud voice is often perceived as bragging. A fast talker can be seen as aggressive.

Your religion is your religion and not necessarily theirs Religion is usually considered deeply personal, not a subject for public discussions.

If you talk politics, talk – don't argue Steer clear of arguments about American politics, even if someone is attacking US politicians or policies. Agree to disagree.

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