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Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!

Posted on May 25, 2007 By admin 1 Comment on Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!

Meet the iGasm from Ann Summers, a sex toy that hooks up to your iPod and tweaks your hot spot in time to the beat of whatever is playing. Orgasm is assured and youd think most people would be satisfied with that but over at Apple theres a whole different kind of spasming going on.

The Trendy One does not want its shiny white ear stimulator associated with any other kind of stimulator, especially not the sticky kind. The cheeky promo material says:

“Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum 'n' bass track or chill with ambient classic.”

Apples response to the iPod-esque poster has been to let loose the dogs of law, with a legal letter that concludes:

“We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action.”

Maybe Apples peeved because the iGasm puts a bigger smile on your face for £30 than its own, overpriced little white plaything.

From: Gizmondo

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Comment (1) on “Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war!”

  1. raspberrysalmon says:
    May 25, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    Not sure I'll be able to keep from chuckling next time I see a girl with an iPod….

    (http://livejournal.com/users/raspberrysalmon)

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