- You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
- You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
- If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
- I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
- Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
- You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
- Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
- I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
- I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
- I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.
- Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!
- What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
- Every time I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
- I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
- What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
- If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
- Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
- You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force
- If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption.
- If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
- Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
- Let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves
- Let’s discover our coefficient of friction
- You’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
- I less than three you….. (i < 3 you)
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Well FRACK, the smilage generated by the above smorgasbord of geekery is astonishing in its intensity.
LOVES the last 2!
Hope you're well :)
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