Do you own any of these?

Redneck Harley

Redneck Bass Boat

Redneck Grill

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Lawnmower

Redneck Weather Station

Redneck Pet Carrier

Redneck Gingerbread House

Redneck Guest Bedrooms

Redneck Palm Pilot

Redneck Yacht

Redneck Wedding Cake

Redneck Doghouse

Redneck Pick-up Truck

Are these situations familiar?

Redneck Wedding Reception

Redneck Lottery Winner

The above Lottery Winner on Vacation

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing…

You need fashion tips from your husband…

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture…

You have a deer's butt for a door bell…

You don't need a lake to do a little skiing…

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…