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Month: February 2009

I think I know why I’m blue these days

Posted on February 26, 2009 By admin 3 Comments on I think I know why I’m blue these days

I don’t regret moving to the UK. It was the right decision to do and I’d do it again in a heartbeat. I’m applying for citizenship because I can see myself living here for a while longer. But for all of that, I’ve just come to the realization that one thing I really miss – aside from my family, of course – are the boys.

We used to see each other on a weekly basis. I miss the board game nights. I miss the gossip. I miss the general insanity that came along with having a close-knit group of friends that have known each other for years. This is something that I don’t have here, and I find I’m missing it.

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BenBen is a playa :)

Posted on February 26, 2009 By admin

This is even funnier now, given the fact that the cell phone in his pocket has now been put out of commission due to massive amounts of urine. Time to get Katy a new un-birthday present :)

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Duckies!

Posted on February 26, 2009 By admin

Campus is full of ducks again. This makes me happy, in a very Tony Soprano-esque sort of way. Natwest seems to delight in jerking us around regarding our loan application – which so far has taken close to two weeks now. They say they are being “responsible lenders”. I say they don’t want to lend out money while the interest rates are so low and they’re stalling as much as they can. If they say no, I’m taking my business elsewhere. As in, closing all my accounts and giving them the big two-finger salute. Most UK banks are sitting on a cubic butt-load of government money which, in theory, they are supposed to give out to try and re-stimulate the economy. They’re like greedy three year-olds. MINE! MINE! MINE!

I hate banks.

So, in the meantime, I feed the ducks and try not to stress too much.

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It seems that it wan’t meant to be.

Posted on February 20, 2009 By admin

I had my stupid Life in the UK exam scheduled for this afternoon. I’ve been stressing about it for the last week and was very much looking forward to getting it done and over with. I’d taken the whole day off so that I could go over my notes in the morning and then take the test.

So, after finally finding out where I had to go and getting there, I am informed that people in the session just before mine are running late. We’re also told that we have incentive to pass the test today because the testing center will not be administering those tests anymore because, to put it bluntly, the money isn’t worth the effort and aggro. They’re the only testing center in Cambridge, and the nearest one after that is either Norwich or Peterborough. They only do one weekly session – Friday afternoons – and they’re booked solid for the last session.

So, we wait. And we wait. 20 minutes later, they finally start registering us for the tests. Just as we’re about to start the test, the power goes bye-bye and all the computers shut down. Turns out that the whole block has suddenly gone dark – they blame the road works. To make a very long and frustrating story short, we waited in a dark office from 2:45 to 3:45 and then they canceled the session. They held off as much as they could, but in the end they had to throw in the towel. The testing system is linked to a central Home Office server and the system locks everybody out at 5pm. We were given 2 choices: get a refund for the test or come back next Friday morning when they’re going to hold a session for those of us who can come back.

So, joy. I’m going to keep going over this shit for another week. This does not make me happy.

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Comics, omfg!

Posted on February 19, 2009 By admin

As well as having lots of pictures on my camera, I’ve been hoarding some comics that I’ve been wanting to post for a while now. Enjoy!

Once I get my flying insect phobia and Ben is a bit older, there will be serious business to be done!


Mooo, indeed.

Today’s tag line is now “Respect the poon”. Spread the word!

Phrase No. 51 is often followed by Phrase No. 52: “I’m fine”. This is your sign to beg forgiveness and/or run for the hills.

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Peeeectures!

Posted on February 19, 2009February 19, 2009 By admin 3 Comments on Peeeectures!

It’s been a while since I’ve had time to download the pictures that have accumulated on my camera. A lot have been posted online in two albums:

http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/ben
http://www.flubu.com/various_pics/hinxton

Here’s a preview of some of the pics:

Mr. BenBen

Snow brings the UK to a grinding halt …

…followed two weeks later by floods

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Life in the UK

Posted on February 18, 2009 By admin

I’ve been studying the material for my life in the UK exam, which is this coming Friday. The stuff I need to know is, to put it mildly, brain numbing. I’m almost done with the first-pass of the chapters I need to study and have most of them condensed in hand-written notes (a carry-over from my university days). I’ll have all of tomorrow and most of Friday to review it. I’m a bit anxious, to be honest. I’ve heard that 1/3 people fail the test. I can take it as many times as I need to, but I don’t want to have to spend more time thinking about it and I have to pay £35 a pop to take the test. I also need to wait a week before a re-test and I don’t want to deal with that shit any longer than I need to. I guess that part of my anxiety is just remnants of my university exam panic attack moments surfacing from the deep. I just want it done and over with.

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Decisions, decisions…

Posted on February 12, 2009February 12, 2009 By admin

What to do, what do do indeed.

I’ve just gotten a phone call from our mortgage broker. It would seem that the RBS is willing to give us a mortgage. Thiis is good news. The bad news though is that the interest rate on said mortgage is 7.25% which, considering that the base rate of the bank of England is currently 1.0%, is nothing less than highway robbery.

Thing is though, the banks have us by the short and curlies. A lot of lenders are shying away from 90% mortgages.. Many are asking for at least a 15% deposit now. For us, this would mean finding another 8000 pounds out of thin air. Very few lenders will even consider me because I’m an evil foreigner. Combining these two facts means that the RBS can pretty much dictate any terms they want – they have their bonuses to earn, don’t they? If we want the house – which we do – we are facing a big decision. I knew that we’d get a bum deal for our first mortgage. I didn’t expect it to be this bad though.

We can afford the repayments. It’s the principle of the thing. But what is the price of a principle? In our case, it’s an extra 100 pounds a month for 5 years and a rough mental calculation puts this at an extra 6000  pounds in interest that we throw out the window.

So, decisions. And the realization that banks are teh evil and teh maj0r suckz.

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Let’s all go awwwww now

Posted on February 12, 2009 By admin

Nestled in the heart of a rose, his slumber cushioned by soft petals and his bushy tail, Dreamy the dormouse looks snoozily content. But life hasn’t always been so blissful. His seven-month hibernation was rudely interrupted when his mossy nest was dug up by an inquisitive dog. Discovered by the dog’s owner wide awake, if slightly bewildered, he was taken to the Secret World Wildlife Rescue Centre in Somerset, where staff fattened him up on hazelnuts and seeds before giving him a coconut shell in which to sleep away the rest of the winter.

So deep was his resumed slumber that he didn’t stir when called on for a photoshoot, with Dreamy being carefully placed in the rose after the centre petals had been plucked out. Dreamy is likely to snooze for another two months or so. Sanctuary founder Pauline Kidner said: ‘We’ll release him in April ready for him to find a Mrs Dormouse and form a new family.’

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We are not amused

Posted on February 12, 2009 By admin

The muppets at Cheltenham & Gloucester have refused our mortgage, on the basis that I do not have permanent leave to remain in the UK. This comes after leaving us hanging for two weeks while there was an inch of show on the ground and people were too pussy to go to work. This is, even, after they said that they would offer us a mortgage. They knew about my vsa status from the get go. Our mortgage broker had told them from the start and they said that it wouldn’t be an issue.

Until it became one.

After we’d put an offer on a house that we loved.

This is bureaucracy at its best. Red-tape, cover-your-ass mentality.

I’m gutted and furious and distraught and emotionally drained. I didn’t sleep at all last night.

We were told it wouldn’t be a problem, so we got emotionally attached to the house. We were measuring curtans and picking out colour schemes. Now, we’ll need to cancel our offer if our broker can’t find us another lender by the end of the week. Its not fair to the lady who’s selling the house to leave her hanging for longer than that.

Fuck you C&G, I hope you go bankrupt.

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