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Day: February 12, 2009

Decisions, decisions…

Posted on February 12, 2009February 12, 2009 By admin

What to do, what do do indeed.

I’ve just gotten a phone call from our mortgage broker. It would seem that the RBS is willing to give us a mortgage. Thiis is good news. The bad news though is that the interest rate on said mortgage is 7.25% which, considering that the base rate of the bank of England is currently 1.0%, is nothing less than highway robbery.

Thing is though, the banks have us by the short and curlies. A lot of lenders are shying away from 90% mortgages.. Many are asking for at least a 15% deposit now. For us, this would mean finding another 8000 pounds out of thin air. Very few lenders will even consider me because I’m an evil foreigner. Combining these two facts means that the RBS can pretty much dictate any terms they want – they have their bonuses to earn, don’t they? If we want the house – which we do – we are facing a big decision. I knew that we’d get a bum deal for our first mortgage. I didn’t expect it to be this bad though.

We can afford the repayments. It’s the principle of the thing. But what is the price of a principle? In our case, it’s an extra 100 pounds a month for 5 years and a rough mental calculation puts this at an extra 6000  pounds in interest that we throw out the window.

So, decisions. And the realization that banks are teh evil and teh maj0r suckz.

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Let’s all go awwwww now

Posted on February 12, 2009 By admin

Nestled in the heart of a rose, his slumber cushioned by soft petals and his bushy tail, Dreamy the dormouse looks snoozily content. But life hasn’t always been so blissful. His seven-month hibernation was rudely interrupted when his mossy nest was dug up by an inquisitive dog. Discovered by the dog’s owner wide awake, if slightly bewildered, he was taken to the Secret World Wildlife Rescue Centre in Somerset, where staff fattened him up on hazelnuts and seeds before giving him a coconut shell in which to sleep away the rest of the winter.

So deep was his resumed slumber that he didn’t stir when called on for a photoshoot, with Dreamy being carefully placed in the rose after the centre petals had been plucked out. Dreamy is likely to snooze for another two months or so. Sanctuary founder Pauline Kidner said: ‘We’ll release him in April ready for him to find a Mrs Dormouse and form a new family.’

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We are not amused

Posted on February 12, 2009 By admin

The muppets at Cheltenham & Gloucester have refused our mortgage, on the basis that I do not have permanent leave to remain in the UK. This comes after leaving us hanging for two weeks while there was an inch of show on the ground and people were too pussy to go to work. This is, even, after they said that they would offer us a mortgage. They knew about my vsa status from the get go. Our mortgage broker had told them from the start and they said that it wouldn’t be an issue.

Until it became one.

After we’d put an offer on a house that we loved.

This is bureaucracy at its best. Red-tape, cover-your-ass mentality.

I’m gutted and furious and distraught and emotionally drained. I didn’t sleep at all last night.

We were told it wouldn’t be a problem, so we got emotionally attached to the house. We were measuring curtans and picking out colour schemes. Now, we’ll need to cancel our offer if our broker can’t find us another lender by the end of the week. Its not fair to the lady who’s selling the house to leave her hanging for longer than that.

Fuck you C&G, I hope you go bankrupt.

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