So much has happened in the last two weeks, I don’t even know where to begin

So, a quick bullet point recap:

• we bought a house
• we painted it top to bottom
• we re-wired large chunks of it
• we installed a shower that still doesn’t work
• we moved
• In a stunning display of cleverness, I managed to lock the shed keys in the shed, requiring a visit from our friendly neighbourhood locksmith
• we re-painted the whole upstairs floor of our old house
• I went to Scotland for a business trip
• we are all completely exhausted and I think I gave myself a bad case of carpal in the process

Notable events during this time:

• the mouse, that damned mouse, stowed away and is now living somewhere behind our cupboards. Our cats are useless.
• said cats are driving us nuts by destroying the house and running rampant all night
• the boy is on solids and is discovering the joys of carrots and sweet potato
• I managed to go to Scotland and not eat a single deep-fried, battered food item
• the Scottish tried to kill me many times with food, but I have to give mad props to a Spanish tapas bar that catered with much success to my multiple allergies.
• we bought a new bed and a new mattress. This is a source of joy, and debt.
• we should have internet access at home shortly

More on all these when I can spare the time. In the meantime, know that I am still alive and tired as sin.