We have been notified of the first member of staff that has contracted swine flu. The person works in the EBI and was at home when they first recognised symptoms. They will obviously stay at home and away from campus for the duration of their illness. Their close colleagues and contacts in the EBI have been informed of the case.
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
gonna shut down campus??
pfffffffff, as if. The rest of the email:
It’s a take two aspirim and get a doctor’s note in the morning situation.
It is a happy place.