Skip to content
The beaver is a proud and noble animal

The beaver is a proud and noble animal

Notes from a bemused canuck

  • Home
  • About
  • Bookmarks
  • Pictures
  • Resume
  • Wine
  • Random Recipe
  • Toggle search form

Month: February 2011

[Recipe] Lemon scones

Posted on February 26, 2011February 27, 2011 By admin

image

Zest and juice of one lemon
450g self raising flour
80g unsalted butter, cubes
3 tbsp caster sugar
300ml whole milk

Preheat oven to 200c. Sift flour with a pinch of salt and Sdf the finely chopped lemon zest. Rub butter into the flour until it resembles fine breadcrumbs. Stir in the sugar and a few tbsp of lemon juice. Gradually mix in the milk until you have a rough dough (not all the milk might be necessary). Mix or knead as little as possible. Turn into a floured board and roll to a thickness of 2cm. Cut out rounds with a 6cm cutter. Put on a baking sheet and bake for 12-15 minutes. Cool on a rack and serve with cream and jam.

uncategorized

Bean is a cat

Posted on February 26, 2011 By admin

We just found bean sleeping in a nest of toys and blankets, on the floor in the doorway if his room. Again.

He just grabs everything off his bed, piles it in the floor and just falls asleep…

uncategorized

Village markets

Posted on February 26, 2011 By admin

image

Most Saturdays, when we’re in town, we go to the market and stop by the butcher. Bean just loves him. Actually, he has a thing for the Tesco butcher as well but our local one is his bestest pal in the whole wide world. We also get some sausages from a local producer called The Giggly Pig. Bean is a sausage addict and would clean out all of the sample plates if we let him. Generally, we share a sausage bap but today the sausage lady became his BFF when she gave him his own sausage out of the blue.

Local markets rock.

So do sausages.

uncategorized

Nine traits of the veteran Unix admin

Posted on February 15, 2011 By admin

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 1: We don’t use sudo
Much like caps lock is cruise control for cool, sudo is a crutch for the timid. If we need to do something as root, we su to root, none of this sudo nonsense. In fact, for Unix-like operating systems that force sudo upon all users, the first thing we do is sudo su – and change the root password so that we can comfortably su – forever more. Using sudo exclusively is like bowling with only the inflatable bumpers in the gutters — it’s safer, but also causes you to not think through your actions fully.

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 2: We use vi, not emacs, and definitely not pico or nano
While we know that emacs is near and dear to the hearts of many Unix admins, it really is the Unix equivalent of Microsoft Word. Vi — and explicitly vim — is the true tool for veteran Unix geeks who need to get things done and not muck about with the extraneous nonsense that comes with emacs. Emacs has a built-in game of Tetris, for crying out loud. I’ll grudgingly admit that the bells and whistles in vim such as code folding and syntax highlighting might be considered fluff, but at the end of the day, real Unix work blends extremely well with vi’s modal editing concepts. In addition, its svelte size and universal portability make it the One True Editor. Thanks Bill, thanks Bram.

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 3: We wield regular expressions like weapons
To the uninitiated, even the most innocuous regex looks like the result of nauseous keyboard. To us, however, it’s pure poetry. The power represented in the complexity of pcre (Perl Compatible Regular Expressions) cannot be matched by any other known tool. If you need to replace every third character in a 100,000-line file, except when it’s followed by the numeral 4, regular expressions aren’t just a tool for the job — they’re the only tool for the job. Those that shrink from learning regex do themselves and their colleagues a disservice on a daily basis. In just about every Unix shop of reasonable size, you’ll find one or two guys regex savants. These poor folks constantly get string snippets in their email accompanied by plaintive requests for a regex to parse them, usually followed by a promise of a round of drinks that never materializes.

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 4: We’re inherently lazy
When given a problem that appears to involve lots of manual, repetitive work, we old-school Unix types will always opt to write code to take care of it. This usually takes less time than the manual option, but not always. Regardless, we’d rather spend those minutes and hours constructing an effort that can be referenced or used later, rather than simply fixing the immediate problem. Usually, this comes back to us in spades when a few years later we encounter a similar problem and can yank a few hundred lines of Perl [4] from a file in our home directory, solve the problem in a matter of minutes, and go back to analyzing other code for possible streamlining. Or playing Angry Birds.

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 5: We prefer elegant solutions
If there are several ways to fix a problem or achieve a goal, we’ll opt to spend more time developing a solution that encompasses the actual problem and preventing future issues than simply whipping out a Band-Aid. This is related to the fact that we loathe revisiting a problem we’ve already marked “solved” in our minds. We figure that if we can eliminate future problems now by thinking a few steps ahead, we’ll have less to do down the road. We’re usually right.

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 6: We generally assume the problem is with whomever is asking the question
To reach a certain level of Unix enlightenment is to be extremely confident in your foundational knowledge. It also means we never think that a problem exists until we can see it for ourselves. Telling a veteran Unix admin that a file “vanished” will get you a snort of derision. Prove to him that it really happened and he’ll dive into the problem tirelessly until a suitable, sensible cause and solution are found. Many think that this is a sign of hubris or arrogance. It definitely is — but we’ve earned it.

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 7: We have more in common with medical examiners than doctors
When dealing with a massive problem, we’ll spend far more time in the postmortem [5] than the actual problem resolution. Unless the workload allows us absolutely no time to investigate, we need to know the absolute cause of the problem. There is no magic in the work of a hard-core Unix admin; every situation must stem from a logical point and be traceable along the proper lines. In short, there’s a reason for everything, and we’ll leave no stone unturned until we find it. To us, it’s easy to stop the bleeding by HUPping a process or changing permissions on a file or directory to 777, but that’s not the half of it. Why did the process need to be restarted? That shouldn’t have been necessary, and we need to know why.

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 8: We know more about Windows than we’ll ever let on
Though we may not run Windows on our personal machines or appear to care a whit about Windows servers, we’re generally quite capable at diagnosing and fixing Windows problems. This is because we’ve had to deal with these problems when they bleed over into our territory. However, we do not like to acknowledge this fact, because most times Windows doesn’t subscribe to the same deeply logical foundations as Unix, and that bothers us. See traits No. 5 and 6 above.

Veteran Unix admin trait No. 9: Rebooting is almost never an option
Unix boxes don’t need reboots. Unless there’s absolutely no other option, we’ll spend hours fixing a problem with a running system than give it a reboot. Our thinking here is there’s no reason why a reboot should ever be necessary other than kernel or hardware changes, and a reboot is simply another temporary approach to fixing the problem. If the problem occurred once and was “fixed” by a reboot, it’ll happen again. We’d rather fix the problem than simply pull the plug and wait for the next time.

If some of these traits seem antisocial or difficult to understand from a lay perspective, that’s because they are. Where others may see intractable, overly difficult methods, we see enlightenment, born of years of learning, experience, and most of all, logic.

Original link: http://www.infoworld.com/t/unix/nine-traits-the-veteran-unix-admin-276

uncategorized

Gives a whole new meaning to food porn.

Posted on February 8, 2011 By admin

I’d be curious to see that. Then again, I’m a pervert :)

‘Naked chef’ to debut on Hong Kong adult channel

A Hong Kong adult channel is set to debut a cooking show headlined by a nude host who will prepare Cantonese dishes wearing a transparent apron — an apparent bid to encourage more men to cook. Host Flora Cheung will start each 30-minute show shopping for fresh ingredients in the city’s famous wet markets, undressing once she is back in the privacy of her studio kitchen, the South China Morning Post reported.

Cheung, who admits she has never worked in a restaurant kitchen, said she hopes the risque show will draw more men into the kitchen. The first episode is set to air later this month. “I have always liked cooking and I thought I should share (the) enjoyment with more people,” the 26-year-old told the Post. “Most men don’t like to cook, but I want to get them interested… From shopping to cooking — it’s the whole shebang,” Cheung added.

The host promised that her tailor-made, transparent apron won’t leave much to the imagination. “It covers pretty much everything but hides nothing,” she was quoted as saying.

uncategorized

Something’s got to give.

Posted on February 2, 2011 By admin

I am unhappy.

Although I have many things to be grateful for, I am not happy about several aspects of my life at the moment. I’ve been coasting for a while now, because it’s easier to maintain the status quo and bitch about it than to actually do something about it. This must change now because the status quo is no longer acceptable.

I don’t know if I’ll be able to meet all of the goals I want to set myself, but here they are:

1- stop “smoking”. I’ve been mooching too many fags from co-workers that I’m tempted to start smoking again and that can’t happen.
2- start exercising. I’m fat. I’m the fattest I’ve ever been. I want to lose 4 inches from my waistline, preferably 6. This will be hell.
3- get a hobby. With Katy working nights, I’m beginning to become one with my couch (which is not helping goal #2)
4- get mobile. I want to get my motorcycle license sorted out. I need to get this done, for several personal reasons.

In essence, I need to give my whole lifestyle a good shake-up.

This will be painful.

uncategorized

Power to the beaver!

Show me the beaver!
February 2011
M T W T F S S
 123456
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
28  
« Jan   Mar »

Quote of the day

"When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend."
--Detritus learns about weapons safety (Terry Pratchett, Night Watch)

Random Posts

  • Jogging through the tulips
  • The UK’s continuing downward spiral…
  • Yoinked from about just everybody :)
  • How to make a soundbite that is completely meaningless
  • A bit of a gray day
reading leopard

Tags

bobble the little blue owl boobies brought to you by the fda cats chonk christmas comics computers are evil covid-19 dealing with idiots dilbert dog ducks galleries geek god bless the land of the free holidays house I am Canadian land of cheese and chocolate linked news lolcat london news from the stupid not my dog nsfw pets pictures potd2014 qotd random shit re-member recipes relationship shrill slice of life stress Tao the british way The Peanut things i miss travel video wine work

Archives

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org

Copyright © 2025 The beaver is a proud and noble animal.

Powered by PressBook Premium theme