Katy finally convinced me to watch “She’s just not that into you”. I admit that it was a fun movie, but it just reaffirms my deep conviction that all women are nuts.
Case and point: I hadn’t bought Katy flowers in a long time, so I decided to do so when we went shopping at Tesco. We’d been thinking of doing the Toffee Popcorn Bark for a while and I finally got organised and did it. Katy had mentioned earlier in the day that she wanted a big glass of wine (because it’s been a trying week with Bean), so we opened a bottle of Bordeau.
After all of this, she comes out with this gem:
Flowers, chocolate and wine, all in one day. Are you having an affair?
I love my wife, but she’s a woman, and therefore nuts.