The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
Hi Self, it’s me.
You’re a reasonably smart man, and you’ve been around the block a few times, so you really, really should know better by now that staying up reading a book until past 3am, however good it is, is not a smart thing to do when you have to wake up the next morning to go do work.
So please, do us both a favour and stop being a prat.
Best regards,
Yourself.
Ingredients
1 rustic loaf of bread, unsliced, either Italian or French
350g strong cheese (mix of stilton, cheddar, gouda, etc)
250g cooked chicken breast
1/4 cup (less or more to taste) pickled jalapeños
1/4 cup (less or more to taste) olives
1/4 cup chopped green onions, including greens
50g butter
Method
It always warms my heart and makes me smile when I check in on bean at night and find a cat curled up in a ball at the foot of his bed.
That’s my bean. Offering crisps to random people on the bus, tickling them, then singing happy birthday to them.
My son is odd.
‘Top Totty’ beer removed from MPs’ bar after complaint
A beer named Top Totty and advertised with a picture of a scantily-clad woman has been withdrawn from a Westminster bar after a Labour MP complained. Shadow equalities minister Kate Green said she was “disturbed” to hear it was on sale in The Strangers’ Bar, which is where politicians can bring guests.
The beer, brewed in Stafford by Slater’s Ales, was introduced to The Strangers’ Bar in 2007. During business questions on Thursday, Ms Green, Stretford and Urmston MP, said she had only just learned of it, but felt it should be removed because it had “a picture of a nearly naked woman on the tap”. She also called for a debate in the Commons on “dignity at work in Parliament”.
In reply, Sir George said he would raise the matter with the appropriate officials, adding: “I would very much regret it if any offensive pictures were on display in any part of the House.” A short time later a member of staff in The Strangers’ Bar told the Press Association: “I can confirm it was withdrawn from sale at 1.30pm.”
Top Totty is described in one review on the Slater’s website as “a stunning blonde beer full bodied with a voluptuous hop aroma”.
Conservative MP Jeremy Lefroy, who organised for Top Totty to be sold in the bar, said: “These guest ale slots offer a very welcome opportunity for small independent breweries, like Slater’s, to reach a wider audience with their products, some of which have cheeky names.
UK Independence Party MEP for Stafford Mike Nattrass branded Ms Green “a humourless sort”. “This sort of knee-jerk Puritanism does more to damage the cause of equality than a thousand beer labels,” he said. “It suggests that to be in favour of equality you must be a dour-faced, insult-searching misery.”