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Month: July 2013

Massaging the numbers

Posted on July 30, 2013 By admin

Once in a while, I check my website usage stats. It never fails to amaze me. This website is, for lack of a better description, an I-Love-Me affair where I post things that I want to remember or stuff that I like. Yet, on average, 635 people visit daily, which means over 2000 daily page views, or 12000+ daily hits. Now slashdot this ain’t, but it’s still fairly impressive :) Also, considering that the blog is crossposted to FB, the actual usage stats might actually be higher. People stumble onto my website from all over the world.

What’s even more interesting though, are the google search terms that people use to wind up on my blog. I did a quick check and, for the last year, the top search term has consistently been “porn”. Which is odd, considering that there isn’t any. Other perennial favourites are:

  • playfur
  • beeker
  • train cake
  • lolcats
  • meanwhile in canada
  • fabio napoleoni
  • fabian perez
  • todd white
  • remi labarre

and for reasons that I don’t get, “michel roux lemon tart” is always somewhere up in the top 5.

There are also some really random ones:

dalek porn
canadian beer
debugging is a state of mind
keep calm and drink wine

and a new one for me: nyotaimori The link is rather NSFW.

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[recipe] Chicken souvlaki

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

souvlaki

Chicken souvlaki

Ingredients
1 red onion, quartered
1 lemon, juice and zest
1 tablespoon yogurt
1/4 cup olive oil
1 teaspoon oregano
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1 pound chicken breast, cut into bite sized pieces

Directions
Mix all of the ingredients, place them in a sealed container along with the chicken and let marinate in the fridge for 30 minutes to overnight.
Skewer the meat, and grill over medium-high heat until cooked, about 2-4 minutes per side.

chickengyro

Chicken souvlaki pita

Ingredients
4 pitas
1 batch chicken souvlaki, warm
2 tomatoes, sliced
1/4 cup red onion, sliced
1/4 cup tzatziki
1/2 cup feta, crumbled
2 roasted red peppers, sliced (optional)

Directions
Assemble the gyros and enjoy.

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[recipe] Roast turkey Reuben sandwich

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

RoastTurkeyReuben

Ingredients
1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
2 slices rye, lightly toasted
1/2 cup swiss cheese, shredded and at room temperature
1-2 slices roast turkey, warm
1/4 cup coleslaw or sauerkraut, squeezed, drained and coarsely chopped
1 tablespoon russian dressing or thousand islands dressing

Directions
Heat a non-stick pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese on the inside of one slice of bread, top with the turkey, coleslaw or sauerkraut, dressing, the remaining cheese and finally the other slice of bread.
Add the sandwich and grill until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.

Notes
You can use either rye or sourdough bread. The bread should be slightly tasted to help absorb moisture.
Try and remove as much moisture from the coleslaw/sauerkraut to avoid a soggy sandwich.
The roast turkey can also be substituted for corned beef, to make a proper Reuben sandwich.

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[recipe] Corned beef with caramelized onion grilled cheese sandwich

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

CornedBeefGuinnessCaramelizedOnions
Ingredients
1 tablespoon oil
1 medium onion, sliced
1 cup Guinness
2 teaspoons grainy mustard
1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
2 slices rye, lightly toasted
1/2 cup cheddar, shredded, room temperature
2 ounces cooked corned beef, sliced or shredded, warm

Directions
Heat the oil in a pan over medium heat.
Add the onions and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
Add 1/4 cup Guinness , cover and simmer until the liquid has mostly evaporated, about 15 minutes and repeat three more times.
Remove from heat and mix in grainy mustard.
Heat a non-stick pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside of each slice of bread, sprinkle half of the cheese on the inside of one slice of bread, top with half of the onions, the corned beef, the remaining onions, cheese and finally the other slice of bread.
Add the sandwich to the pan and grill until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.

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[recipe] Bacon cheeseburger grilled cheese

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

BaconDoubleCheeseburger
Ingredients
2 strips bacon, cut into 1 inch pieces
1/2 small onion, diced
1/4 pound ground beef
1 tablespoon ketchup
1 teaspoon mustard
salt and pepper or steak seasoning to taste
2 slices bread
1 tablespoon butter
1/4 cup cheddar, shredded
1/4 cup mozzarella, shredded
1/4 cup lettuce, shredded
1/4 cup tomatoes, diced
1 tablespoon pickle, diced

Directions
Cook the bacon in a pan over medium heat, set aside on paper towels to drain reserving 1 teaspoon of grease in the pan and the rest elsewhere.
Add the onion and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
Add the ground beef and cook draining any grease when done.
Mix in the ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper, simmer to reduce, remove from heat and set aside.
Heat a clean pan over medium heat.
Butter the outside side of each slice of bread, place one slice in a pan buttered side down, sprinkle on half of the cheese, then top with the the bacon, beef, lettuce, tomato and pickle followed by the remaining cheese and slice of bread, buttered side up.
Cook until golden brown on both sides and the cheese is melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.

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[recipe] Mushroom grilled cheese sandwich

Posted on July 29, 2013 By admin

mushroom
Ingredients
1 tablespoon butter
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 small onion, sliced
8 ounces mushrooms, sliced
1 teaspoon thyme, chopped
1/4 cup white wine or broth
salt and pepper to taste
1 tablespoon parsley, chopped
1/2 teaspoon truffle oil (optional)
1 cup fontina or gruyere, shredded
1/4 cup parmigiano reggiano, grated
4 slices bread
2 tablespoon butter

Directions
Melt the butter and heat the oil in a pan over medium heat.
Add the onion and saute until tender, about 5-7 minutes.
Add the mushrooms and thyme and saute until the start to caramelized and turn golden brown, about 10-15 minutes.
Add the wine, deglaze the pan and cook until most of the liquid has evaporated, about 2-3 minutes.
Season with salt and pepper, add the parsley and remove from heat and let cool a bit.
Mix the cheese into the mushrooms.
Butter one side of each slice of bread and place 2 in the pan buttered side down.
Top each with 1/2 of the mushroom mixture and finally the remaining slices of bread with the buttered side up.
Grill until the cheese has melted and the bread is golden brown, about 2-4 minutes per side.

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Birds! Birds! Birds!

Posted on July 27, 2013 By admin

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These are just some of the two dozen sparrows vying for crisp crumbs at bean’s feet. Some were brave enough to fly up to your hands to take bits from your fingers.

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Feels like this in the office at the moment

Posted on July 26, 2013 By admin

chauffage

PS Click on the image to see the full Gaston Lagaffe comic.

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[recipe] artichoke focaccia

Posted on July 26, 2013 By admin

artichoke-focaccia

Ingredients

For the dough
500g strong flour
7g sachet fast-action yeast
1 heaped tsp salt

For the filling
large bunch rosemary
285g jar artichokes antipasti in oil
50g freshly grated parmesan, plus extra for grating

Method

Tip the flour into a large bowl and make a well in the centre. Add the yeast and salt, then gradually pour in 350ml tepid water, stirring as you go. Bring the dough together with a spoon, then with your hands. It should be soft, but not too sticky or wet. If it won’t come together, pour in a little extra water; if the dough is too wet, add extra flour. Tip onto a floured work surface and knead for about 10 mins, or until it’s smooth, soft and springs back when pushed with a finger. Leave to rise in an oiled bowl covered with cling film in a warm place for 1 hr or until the dough has doubled in size.

Strip leaves from half the rosemary and finely chop. Break the rest into smaller pieces. Drain the artichokes, reserving the oil, and chop into chunks.

When risen, tip the dough onto an oiled work surface and roll out into a 35 x 45cm rectangle. Slip an oiled baking sheet under half of the dough. Top the half with artichokes, all the Parmesan and rosemary. Grind over black pepper and drizzle with a little of the reserved oil. Fold over the other dough half, pressing the edges together and under to seal. Leave to rise in a warm place, covered with the oiled cling film, for 30 mins.

Heat oven to 240C/fan 220C/gas 9.

Drizzle with a little more of the oil and make dents in the top with your fingers. Pop the rosemary sprigs into the dents and grate over a little more cheese. Bake for 15 mins, until golden and risen. Cool on a rack for 30 mins, cut into squares and serve.

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[recipe] pressed picnic sandwich

Posted on July 26, 2013 By admin

pressed-picnic-sandwich

Ingredients

long ciabatta loaf, sliced in half lengthways
3 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp balsamic vinegar
1 tsp Dijon mustard
2 big handfuls of rocket
8 roasted artichoke hearts from a jar, quartered
250g roasted red peppers from a jar
8 slices prosciutto
handful of basil
125g ball mozzarella, cut into slices
1/2 red onion, very finely sliced

Method

Slice the ciabatta loaf in half lengthways and heat the oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6.

Put the ciabatta loaf halves, crust-side down, on a large baking tray and drizzle with a little olive oil. Pop them in the oven for a few mins until just golden and lightly toasted.

Put the olive oil, balsamic vinegar and mustard in a bowl, then whisk them together with a fork.

Remove the toasted ciabatta halves from the tray and drizzle the bottom slice with about half of the dressing.

Arrange the rest of the ingredients in layers. Start with a large handful of rocket, then a few artichoke hearts. Next add the slices of pepper, the prosciutto, basil, mozzarella and, finally, the red onion.

Drizzle over the rest of the dressing and pop the other slice of ciabatta on top.

Press down on the sandwich to squash all the layers together.

Wrap the sandwich in baking parchment and tie it together with a couple of pieces of string.

Place a heavy baking tray on top of your sandwich and top it with weights or loaf tins filled with baking beans.

Pop it all in the fridge overnight or until you are ready to eat it. Cut and serve in slices for the perfect picnic snack.

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