The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
Alex Teuscher photographs captive animals in black and white, producing dark, atmospheric portraits
Usually regarded as one of the more challenging forms of photography, Wildlife photography requires technical skills and a fair amount of luck to be in the right place at the right time.
Today, I heard about mushroom management for the first time:
“Well, first they cultivated us;
then they kept us in the dark;
then they fed us a lot of crap;
and then they canned us.”
UPDATE Birdshit management!
Oldie, but goodie:
Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.
Gelukkige Verjaarsdag عيد ميلاد سعيد Moltes Felicitats 生日快樂 Hyvää syntymäpäivää Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Χρόνια Πολλά! જન્મ દિન મુબારક जन्मदिन मुबारक हो qoSlIj DatIvjaj تولدت مبارک С днём рождения! Nakutakia mema kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa! Grattis på födelsedagen Bork! Bork! Bork! สุขสันต์วันเกิด Doğum günün kutlu olsun א פריילעכן געבורצטאָג