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Month: January 2014

Someone to watch over her…

Posted on January 28, 2014January 29, 2014 By admin

There was chaos on the roads because of high winds and blowing snow on Monday, resulting in a major pileup on Highway 417 in Eastern Ontario, near North Glengarry.

In total, twenty vehicles were involved in this series of accidents, which occurred shortly before 4pm westbound, between the villages of Saint-Isidore and Vankleek Hill, near Highway 34.

A Voyageur coach, two tankers, a semi-trailer truck carrying a cargo of cars and some cars were involved in the pileup which were likely cause by the poor weather conditions.

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Fifteen people were injured slightly. Two further people had to be transported to the hospital.  Several emergency vehicles were deployed to the scene of the incident, almost halfway between Ottawa and Montreal.

In total, more than 150 accidents were reported during the day, both on Outaouais roads that Eastern Ontario, due to difficult road conditions.

One of the people that went to the hospital was my mom, coming back from seeing my sister in Montreal. The coach got caught in the tail end of a white-out and collided into the back of a car,  itself involved in the multi-vehicle pileup. My mom, sitting in her usual spot in the first row seat, went through the front windshield of the bus and landed on the road. Miraculously, and I don’t use the word lightly, the only injury she suffered was a cut on the top of her head,  requiring a dozen stitches, and a big bruise on her shoulder. She thinks that the glass probably shattered when the bus hit, lessening the impact when she went through it. I can’t really believe I just typed that…

She thinks she might have blacked out for a bit, but not too long, and was lucid the whole time, after realising she was on the road, getting wet from the snowstorm. The paramedics did the whole neck brace backboard thing, but xrays showed there were no fractures, no concussion and they only kept her for observations for one night. She feels a bit stiff,  but less than she expected to. She’s mostly annoyed that she can’t wash the blood out of her hair. Tough (and lucky!) old bird, she is.

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My brain hurts

Posted on January 28, 2014 By admin

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This is me today. Today has not been a good day, at any possible level. Sadly, there is still more of today that needs to be dealt with.

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Disney Princesses in period-accurate costumes

Posted on January 28, 2014 By admin

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Desensitised

Posted on January 27, 2014May 30, 2019 By admin
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Recipe for an interesting time

Posted on January 27, 2014 By admin

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Somebody is planning to have a good night and a bad morning after with this combo…

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Playing with your food

Posted on January 27, 2014 By admin

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Annie Leibovitz Celebrity Disney Portraits

Posted on January 27, 2014January 29, 2020 By admin

Over the last few years, acclaimed photographer Annie Leibovitz has partnered with Disney to create this beautiful series of celebrities as iconic Disney characters called Disney Dream Portraits.

Jessica Chastain as Merida from Brave
Julienne Moore and Michael Phelps as Ariel and a mermaid from The Little Mermaid
Queen Latifah as Ursula from The Little Mermaid
Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella
Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella
Jack Black, Will Ferrell and Jason Segel as Phineas, Ezra and Gus, the Hitchhiking Ghosts of The Haunted Mansion
Jennifer Hudson as Tiana from The Princess and the Frog
Russell Brand as Captain Hook
Roger Federer as King Arthur from The Sword in the Stone
Jessica Biel as Pocahontas
David Beckham as Prince Philip from Sleeping Beauty
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens from Sleeping Beauty
Julie Andrews and Abigail Breslin as the Blue Fairy and Fira from Pinocchio
Jeff Bridges and Penelope Cruz as Beauty and the Beast
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin
Whoopi Goldberg as The Genie from Aladdin
Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow
Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow and Patti Smith as the Second Pirate in Command
Mikhail Baryshnikov, Gisele Bundchen, and Tina Fey as Peter Pan, Wendy, and Tinker Bell
Olivia Wilde and Alec Baldwin as the Evil Queen and Magic Mirror from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Rachel Weisz as Snow White
Taylor Swift as Rapunzel from Tangled
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I love the internet.

Posted on January 27, 2014 By admin

People end up on my blog for the weirdest of reasons. This weekend, besides the usual classics of “porn”, “good friends are like stars” and “Michel Roux Sr lemon tart”, I had two very unusual search terms direct people to my little corner of the internet. One was slope of boob jobs, which pointed to a funny article about a plastic surgeon who studied page 3 models to determine the best shape and size of boob jobs (imagine writing a grant for that one!) and… klingon porn.

That one pointed to a veeeeeery old (circa 2004) story that was exported from Livejournal. Sadly, the link it contained was long dead, but thanks to the Wayback Machine, I have managed to save the images of naughty naked Klingon beauties for posterity.

Go have a look if you want. Of course, the entry is completely NSFW :) https://www.flubu.com/blog/2004/09/16/klingon-porn/

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Dramatic squirrel

Posted on January 26, 2014January 26, 2014 By admin

First there was Cover Squirrel, then Neighbelline, now there is this gem:

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Coffee Owls

Posted on January 26, 2014May 24, 2016 By admin

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I must print this and put it next to her nespresso machines at work.

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