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Month: January 2014

Friday morning conversation

Posted on January 24, 2014 By admin

It’s Friday. We’re all a bit tired, some ill, most of us are a bit loopy. The conversation turned to the world’s wackiest country, and devolved from there. Here are some highlights:

  • The Aerican Empire, a Monty Pythonesque micronation founded in 1987 and known for its tongue-in-cheek interplanetary land claims, smiley-faced flag and a range of national holidays (called “niftydays,” because “there’s nothing holy about them”) that includes “Topin Wagglegammon” amongst others.
  • The Kingdom of Lovely is an attempt by King Danny I (Danny Wallace) to create an internet nation based in his flat in London.
  • The Principality of Sealand, a World War II-era anti-aircraft platform built in the North Sea beyond Britain’s then territorial limit, seized by a pirate radio group in 1967 as a base for their operations, and currently used as the site of a secure web-hosting facility. Sealand has continued to promote its independence by issuing stamps, money, and appointing an official national athlete. It has been described as the “world’s most notorious micronation” as well as the “world’s smallest and weirdest country”.
  • The Crown Dependency of Forvik is an island in Shetland, currently recognized as part of UK. Stuart Hill claims that independence comes from an arrangement struck in 1468 between King Christian I of Denmark/Norway and Scotland’s James III, whereby Christian pawned the Shetland Islands to James in order to raise money for his daughter’s dowry. Hill claims that the dowry was never paid and therefore it is not part of UK and should be a crown dependency like the Isle of Man. Hill has also encouraged the rest of Shetland to declare independence.
  • Republic of Minerva, another libertarian project that succeeded in building a small man-made island on the Minerva Reefs south of Fiji in 1972 before being invaded by troops from Tonga, who formally annexed it before destroying the island.
  • The Pitcairn Islands are a group of four volcanic islands in the southern Pacific Ocean that form the last British Overseas Territory in the Pacific. The four islands have a total land area of about 47 square kilometres. Only Pitcairn, the second largest island, is inhabited. The islands are inhabited by the descendants of the Bounty mutineers and the Tahitians (or Polynesians) who accompanied them. With only about 67 inhabitants, originating from four main families, Pitcairn is the least populous jurisdiction in the world. The United Nations Committee on Decolonisation includes the Pitcairn Islands on the United Nations list of Non-Self-Governing Territories.
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Animals in black and white

Posted on January 23, 2014January 29, 2020 By admin

Alex Teuscher photographs captive animals in black and white, producing dark, atmospheric portraits

Usually regarded as one of the more challenging forms of photography, Wildlife photography requires technical skills and a fair amount of luck to be in the right place at the right time.

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Cybernetic pinup

Posted on January 23, 2014 By admin

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Mushroom management

Posted on January 23, 2014January 23, 2014 By admin

mushroom-management

Today, I heard about mushroom management for the first time:

“Well, first they cultivated us;
then they kept us in the dark;
then they fed us a lot of crap;
and then they canned us.”

UPDATE Birdshit management!

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Amusing quote of the day

Posted on January 23, 2014 By admin

Oldie, but goodie:

Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the mechanics French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.

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Bonne Fete Mom!

Posted on January 23, 2014January 23, 2014 By admin

Gelukkige Verjaarsdag عيد ميلاد سعيد Moltes Felicitats 生日快樂 Hyvää syntymäpäivää Alles Gute zum Geburtstag Χρόνια Πολλά! જન્મ દિન મુબારક जन्मदिन मुबारक हो qoSlIj DatIvjaj تولدت مبارک С днём рождения! Nakutakia mema kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa! Grattis på födelsedagen Bork! Bork! Bork! สุขสันต์วันเกิด Doğum günün kutlu olsun א פריילעכן געבורצטאָג

Bonne fête

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Disney Warrior Princesses

Posted on January 23, 2014January 23, 2014 By admin

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Browsers of the internet

Posted on January 23, 2014January 23, 2014 By admin

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Biggest oxymoron I’ve seen in a while…

Posted on January 22, 2014January 23, 2014 By admin

Dont-take-it-Personally

I was listening to some music on my ipod and a song made me think of Crazy German Girl. It happens once in a while, and sometimes I wonder what she’s up to and if she’s happy. She was a really close friend once, and I’ve always had a lingering malaise at how we broke things off. This time, something in the cosmic balance made me send her an olive branch email and see what happens from there.

I got this back from her:

Hi Richard. Looooong forgotten, no need for a lingering malaise. Don’t take it personally, but I’m not interested in staying in touch.

So yeah, I won’t take it personally ;)

UPDATE: It gets better :) About 20 minutes later, I get this:

fyi i am sure we went through this same exchange at least once. maybe delete my email addresses…

A quick look through all of my gmail would seem to disprove that. I don’t remember it, if it happened.

UPDATE 2: So, 3 hours after the last email, to which I didn’t respond to, I see this in my inbox:

So I just looked through my inbox. You contacted me previously with similar reconcile/stay-in-touch request.  As per my previous email of this morning, if you can please delete my email addresses in your contacts and/or refrain from using them in the future.

Katy says that I already have a neurotic woman in my life and I don’t need another one. I have to concur. So, as per her wishes, I will delete all traces of Crazy German Girl from my email and contacts.

Have a good life, Tina; hope you allow yourself be happy.

FINAL EDIT: Best facebook comment on this post:

Somehow immediately this pictures comes up in my mind:
mosh-girl-original-hp

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We’re all weirdos

Posted on January 22, 2014 By admin

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This pretty much sums up Katy and myself.

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