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Month: January 2014

P0wned!

Posted on January 22, 2014 By admin

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Random Posts for your viewing pleasure

Posted on January 21, 2014January 21, 2014 By admin

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I’ve been writing a blog, in many forms, for a while now and I’ve said some fairly random shit over the years (I mean, lapagebuzz is a classic onto itself!). It caught my by surprise that my first post is over 10 years old (02/12/2013, to be exact), from when I imported my LiveJournal feed into WordPress. As such, I installed a widget that will select 5 random posts and display them in the sidebar, below the recent posts.

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Ayoye, cali$$e

Posted on January 21, 2014January 21, 2014 By admin

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Why does it hurt so damn much to pluck out a nose hair?

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Automation

Posted on January 21, 2014 By admin

Automation

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Monday morning wisdom

Posted on January 20, 2014 By admin

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Keep calm…

Posted on January 20, 2014 By admin

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Self-portrait, by el Bean

Posted on January 19, 2014 By admin

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Powerful. Note the strong use of the finger on the tablet. Bold strokes,  striking contrast,  the juxtaposition of the old and the new!  The…  dammit, I can’t keep up this stream of drivel.

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Ewok cosplay

Posted on January 19, 2014 By admin

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OK, that’s it.  We’ve reached the end of the Internet and seen everything.  Don’t forget to turn off the lights when you leave….

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[recipe] Maman Blanc’s apple custard tart

Posted on January 19, 2014 By admin

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Ingredients

For the pastry

250g plain flour
pinch sea salt
125g unsalted butter, diced, at room temperature
25g caster sugar
1 tsp cold water
1 medium free-range egg

For the filling

15g unsalted butter
1/2 tbsp lemon juice
65g caster sugar
1/2 tbsp calvados
3-4 Cox or Braeburn apples, peeled, cores removed, each cut into 10 segments
100ml double cream
1 medium free-range egg
1-2 tbsp icing sugar, for dusting

Preparation method

For the pastry, pulse together the flour, sugar, butter and salt in a food processor until you reach a sandy texture. Add the egg, water and pulse again. If you over mix the dough at this stage it will lose its flakiness.

Transfer the dough onto a lightly floured work surface and knead with the palms of your hands for 30 seconds, or until the dough is smooth and well combined.

With the palm of your hand flatten the dough slightly to 1cm/½in thickness, then sandwich it between two large sheets of cling film. Chill in the fridge for 30 minutes.

Preheat the oven to 220C/440F/Gas 7. Place a baking tray into the oven to preheat.

Roll the chilled dough, still sandwiched in cling film, to a 2mm thickness. Place a 22cm diameter, 2cm deep tart ring on a greaseproof lined wooden peel or baking tray. Remove the top layer of clingfilm and carefully pick up the dough, place it into the tart ring with the second layer of clingfilm facing up. Lift and tuck the dough into the edges of the ring and discard the clingfilm. By tucking in the base you will minimise the shrinking of the dough during cooking. Trim off any excess with a rolling pin.

Using your index finger and thumb, pinch and press the dough until it’s 2mm above the tart ring all around the edge. With a fork, prick the bottom of the tart. Chill in the fridge for 20 minutes.

Meanwhile, for the filling, heat the butter, lemon juice and 15g of the sugar in a small saucepan until the butter has melted and the sugar has dissolved. Remove from the heat and stir in the Calvados. Set aside.

When the tart case has chilled, arrange the apple segments in concentric circles, overlapping the apple slices as you go. Brush the apples all over with the Calvados mixture. Slide the tart ring onto the pre-heated baking tray and bake for 10 minutes.

Reduce the oven temperature to 200C/400F/Gas 6, then continue to cook for a further 20 minutes, until the pastry is pale golden-brown and the apples have caramelised.

Whisk together the double cream, egg and the remaining 500 caster sugar until well combined.

When the pastry is pale golden-brown and the apples have caramelised, sprinkle the tart with a tablespoon of sugar and pour the custard mixture into the tart, bake for a further 10 minutes, until the filling mixture has just set.

To serve, remove the tart from the oven and set aside for 1 hour to cool slightly, then carefully remove the tart ring. Dust all over with icing sugar. Serve immediately.

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The more wine you drink, the more normal this feels.

Posted on January 19, 2014January 20, 2014 By admin

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Words can’t describe the randomness of the day.

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