20. That’s weird…
19. It’s never done that before.
18. It worked yesterday.
17. How’s that possible?
16. It must be a hardware problem.
15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?
14. There has to be something funky with your data.
13. I haven’t touched that module in weeks!
12. You must have the wrong version.
11. It’s just some unlucky coincidence.
10. I can’t test everything!
09. THIS can’t be the source of THAT!
08. It works, but it hasn’t been tested.
07. Somebody must’ve changed my code.
06. Did you heck for a virus on your system?
05. Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
04. You can’t use that version on your system.
03. Why would you want to do it that way?
02. What were you doing when you broke it?
01. It works on my machine…
The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck