I’m sorry, but when your hair is longer than your skirt, you have issues.
Day: April 23, 2014
I can’t feel my ass anymore!
Went to see Spider Man 2 at the Odéon in Leicester Square. WORST SEATS EVER! We were wedged in there so tightly it was painful to watch the movie. Makes Ryanair feel spacious by comparison! Good movie though. I much prefer this spiderman to Toby McGuire’s wishy-washy emo-fest. And also, Gwen Stacy is much hotter than Mary Jane.
Punk pigeon
Goes “fuck you! fuck you! fuck you!” in its head while it walks.
Overwhelmed owl!
There’s no way in he’ll that this is a portion for one. Even Katy said she wouldn’t be able to do it. Hummingbird bakery FTW!