The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
Listening to Bean telling us a story about his best friend who got eaten by a rock-headed, poisonous, electric pirate shark that smokes when it eats hot food. You can only kill it by cutting it’s head off, of leaving it out in the sunlight. If you touch it without wearing gloves, you tun into an electric shark yourself. If you’re not lucky, it’ll eat your heart, your brain and your eyeballs.
We tried to just have a simple, passive cube tank, but the last fish didn’t make it (RIP Philippe). This time, there is a pump and a grow light, and the tank looks a damn sight better for it. So far, Darwin seems much more content with his surroundings and, thanks to Jacques and Cousteau the shrimp and Gumball and Gumbo the plek-type fishies, the tank has never been cleaner.