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Posted on June 29, 2014 By admin

Listening to Bean telling us a story about his best friend who got eaten by a rock-headed, poisonous, electric pirate shark that smokes when it eats hot food. You can only kill it by cutting it’s head off, of leaving it out in the sunlight. If you touch it without wearing gloves, you tun into an electric shark yourself. If you’re not lucky, it’ll eat your heart, your brain and your eyeballs.

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