We were at the Fortnum & Mason shop in St-Pancras when I realised what the background muzak was. A classical string ensemble was playing Lady Gaga’s “Bad Ronance”…
Day: August 9, 2014
Katy’s inner monologue with her feet this morning
Katy: come on, it’s time to put a shoe on you.
Foot: I hate you!
Katy: I know, but it has to be done.
Foot: I don’t want to!
Katy: they won’t be new shoes forever
Foot: I hate you more!!
A solution to the middle east crisis
As a follow up to bacon making the Danes happy, Katy and I have come to the conclusion that bacon makes everybody happy, and as such, people who do not eat bacon are fundamentally unhappy. Ergo, conflict between Jews and Muslims.
Prove me wrong!