Afterclap (n) the last person who claps after everyone else has stopped
Askhole (n) someone who asks many stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions
Bedgasm (n) a feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day
Beerboarding (v) extracting secret information from a colleague by getting them drunk
Celfish (adj) An individual who continues talking on their phone so as to be rude or inconsiderate of other people
Chairdrobe (n) a pile of clothes left on a chair in place of a closet or dresser; see also floordrobe
Dopplebanger (n) a person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related
Dudevorce (n) when two bros officially end their friendship (opp. bromance)
Errorist (n) someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong
Internest (n) the cocoon of blankets and pillows you gather around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the internet
Masturdating (v) going out alone to a movie or a restaurant
Nonversation (n) a completely worthless conversation; small talk
Texpectation (n) the anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text
Youniverse (n) used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of him or herself; their universe consists only of them
The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck