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User requirement gathering

Posted on May 12, 2015 By admin

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Sometimes, when dealing with our stakeholders, we get into conversations that I like to paraphrase thusly:

I want something. but I leave it to other people to figure out what I want.
And make it purple. Cause that has more rams. More rams are better.
It’s my project, but don’t expect me to make decisions about it.
It needs to do everything I want, just how I want it.
But I’m not going to tell you how I want it to be done. Cause that’s private.
And if it doesn’t work, it’s your fault. Why can’t you just do it.
I need it yesterday.

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