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Month: July 2015

How to make a soundbite that is completely meaningless

Posted on July 31, 2015 By admin

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Prime Minister David Cameron says that if online pornographers don’t voluntarily install effective age-restricted controls on their websites he’ll introduce legislation that will close them down altogether. A recent Childline poll found nearly 10% of 12-13-year-olds were worried they were addicted to pornography and 18% had seen shocking or upsetting images. The minister for internet safety and security, Joanna Shields, said: “As a result of our work with industry, more than 90% of UK consumers are offered the choice to easily configure their internet service through family-friendly filters – something we take great pride in having achieved. It’s a gold standard that surpasses those of other countries. Whilst great progress has been made, we remain acutely aware of the risks and dangers that young people face online. This is why we are committed to taking action to protect children from harmful content. Companies delivering adult content in the UK must take steps to make sure these sites are behind age verification controls.”

So basically, if you run a porn site in the UK, move it. Oh, and those family-friendly filters? Think again.

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Start me up!

Posted on July 30, 2015December 1, 2015 By admin

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I tell ya, I don’t get no respect at work…

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Did some say science?

Posted on July 29, 2015 By admin

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My readers are weeeeeird

Posted on July 29, 2015 By admin

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I’ve done a word frequency cloud of the most common search terms that end up on my blog logs for the past year. The result is… unexpected. The winner, by a large margin, leads to an random blog post (nsfw) from December 2013. A laaaaaaaaaaaarge part of the other popular terms are also nsfw-related.

Except for Michel Roux Senior’s Lemon Tart recipe.

I love my blog.

PS: for future reference, if you want to make a wordle-compatible frequency map, use the following script with a csv file that has the count in the first column and the word(s) in the second column:

#!/bin/bash

filename="$1"
while read -r line
do
  COUNT=`echo $line | cut -f1 -d','`
  TERM=`echo $line | cut -f2 -d',' | sed "s/ /~/g"`
  for (( c=1; c<=$COUNT; c++ ))
    do
      echo -n "$TERM "
    done
done < "$filename"
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Bring me wine!!!

Posted on July 28, 2015October 16, 2019 By admin

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After much waiting, I have finally received my wine cellar! Zoop! Zoop!

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If you have a dirty mind, I like you

Posted on July 28, 2015 By admin

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Ergonomics never were so amusing

Posted on July 28, 2015May 9, 2016 By admin

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Oh Japan, you make life so amusing.

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Finding a middle ground

Posted on July 28, 2015 By admin

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Wally is my hero.

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There’s no reason we can’t be civil

Posted on July 27, 2015 By admin

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King Leonidas: [on being told the Persians are coming to parley] Captain, I leave you in charge.
Captain: But, sire…
King Leonidas: Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they’re that stupid. Pray we’re that lucky.
[He takes another bite of apple, as the Captain notices a Persian soldier, still alive]
King Leonidas: Besides, there’s no reason we can’t be civil, is there?
Captain: [stabs the Persian] None, sire.

Xerxes: Come Leonidas, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you, brave king, and your valiant troops to perish. All because of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
King Leonidas: Haven’t you noticed? We’ve been sharing our culture with you all morning.

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The perils of pre-coffee texting

Posted on July 25, 2015 By admin

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