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Month: August 2015

[recipe] One pot beef and ale pie

Posted on August 31, 2015August 31, 2015 By admin

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1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1 medium yellow onion, sliced
1 medium carrot, chopped
4 medium plum tomatoes, diced
1 stick celery, sliced
500g ground beef
500g button mushrooms
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour, plus more for rolling
1 cup ale beer (or you can use beef or vegetable stock instead)
1 teaspoon dried thyme
Salt & pepper, to taste
250g puff-pastry, enough to cover pan

In a large, deep, ovenproof skillet (like a 10-inch cast iron skillet), heat the vegetable oil over a medium heat. Add in the sliced onion and cook while stirring until the onion is translucent. Add the carrot, tomatoes, mushrooms and celery, and continue to cook for 5 minutes, stirring occasionally with a wooden spoon. Add the ground beef and use your spoon to break it up into small pieces.

Keep stirring the mixture until all the beef is opaque and no longer pink. Sprinkle the flour over the contents of the skillet, then stir it in. Lastly stir in the ale, thyme, and a good grind of black pepper. Season with salt, to taste, then take it off the heat and set aside to cool for 10 minutes while you preheat the oven to 400F/200C. (This is a good time to clean up the kitchen!)

Dust the puff pastry with some flour and roll out into a square large enough to cover your skillet. Roll the pastry up onto your rolling pin and unroll over the skillet. Trim off any overhanging edges of the pastry. Place the skillet into the oven and bake for 25 to 30 minutes until golden and bubbling. Leave to cool for 10 minutes before serving.

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[recipe] Braised BBQ Beef Sandwich

Posted on August 31, 2015 By admin

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One 3-pound chuck roast, rinsed and dried (also works well with brisket)
2 medium onions, chopped
1 Tbsp olive oil
1 large tin whole tomatoes (500g or more, preferably plum tomatoes)
600ml of your favorite homemade barbecue sauce

Preheat oven to 300F/150C.

In a large, heavy pot, heat olive oil on medium heat. Add the onions and cook until translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the tomatoes, roughly chopping them in the pot. Add the barbecue sauce, increase heat to medium high and simmer for 10 minutes.

Add the chuck roast. Cover and put in oven. Braise until fork tender, about 3-4 hours.

Remove the meat from the pot. Use a fork and knife to separate the roast into small pieces. Set aside.

Place the pot on medium/medium-high, uncovered, and reduce the liquid until thick. Stir often to prevent burning.

Return the meat to the liquid in the pan. Warm both thoroughly. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Serve on buns.

BBQ sauce

1/4 cup vegetable oil
1/4 cup butter
1 chopped chile pepper, such as a serrano
1 medium yellow or white onion, grated
1 cup bourbon or whiskey
1/2 cup ketchup
1/2 cup lemon juice
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
1/3 cup dark molasses
2-3 tablespoons brown sugar
Salt to taste

1 Heat the butter and oil in a sauce pan over medium-high heat.
2 Grate the onion through the coarse grate of a box grater, or finely mince the onion if you don’t have a grater.
3 Add grated onion and chile to the oil/butter combination and cook over medium heat for 3-4 minutes, or until onions turn translucent. You do not want the onions to turn color.
4 Take the pan off the heat and add the bourbon. Return to the stove, turn up the heat to medium-high again and boil down the bourbon for 5 minutes.
5 Add the ketchup, lemon juice, vinegar, molasses, and the sugar. Mix well and return to a simmer.
6 Cook the sauce for a few minutes to combine the flavors and then taste test it. Is it salty enough? If not, add salt. Is it spicy hot enough? If not, add a little cayenne powder. Is it sweet enough? If not, add some molasses.
7 Let the sauce cook down slowly until it thickens, about 20 minutes.

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Vote early, vote often, vote smart

Posted on August 31, 2015August 31, 2015 By admin

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No big surprise here. In most cases, my views fall between the NDP and the Liberals (though closer to the Libs). Shockingly, if it weren’t for the whole Quebec-as-an-Independent-country thing, I’d fall quite nicely in the Bloc’s policy landscape.

Please Canada, vote Harper out of office. For all your sake.

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Wines to remember

Posted on August 30, 2015October 16, 2019 By admin

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Meylan, Les Festifs, Gewürztraminer 2013. It’s the shit!!

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Meat!

Posted on August 30, 2015 By admin

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We did our quarterly Aligro run to stock up on meat. Given the insane prices for meat, it’s cheaper to buy in bulk, especially when you factor in stuff that’s on offer. We got chicken legs, chicken boobs, sausages, ham, a beef shoulder roast and fresh tuna steaks. Every thing gets portioned out and frozen.

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Baaaaad joke

Posted on August 30, 2015August 31, 2015 By admin

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow! Interrup… MOOOOOOOO!

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Trump Bible

Posted on August 30, 2015August 31, 2015 By admin

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Don’t get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization.

Jesus multiplied the loaves and fishes and GAVE THEM AWAY? Terrible business strategy.

If I was Jesus, I would have made amazing deals with those money-changers in the temple. That idiot wasted a HUUUUUGE opportunity.

And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, “Let my people go!” and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate.

Jesus turned water into wine. The good stuff. Not that garbage they serve at some places.

Noah. A great guy, love him! He drank, sure, I mean a great boat guy. Amazing stuff. Animals, they loved him. Animals love me!

Jesus gets himself crucified, and we’re to call him Savior! He’s a loser; couldn’t save himself! I like guys that weren’t crucified.

I’m not saying Jesus wasn’t born in Bethlehem. I’m just saying show me the birth certificate.

And Mary? No disrespect but she’s pregnant, a teenager, unmarried. I mean she’s basically a disaster.

God took six days to create the universe and then needed a day of rest? Lazy and inefficient. Would have taken me three days. Tops.

And Jesus said to them, “It is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but I am REALLY, REALLY rich.

Marriage is between and man and woman. I believe it so much I got married three times. That’s how strongly I believe in it.

Blessed are the rich in spirit. The poor are a bunch of losers and chumps

Earlier this week, Donald Trump awkwardly dodged a series of questions about the bible an interview on Bloomberg’s “With All Due Respect.” Most notably, he refused to name his favorite bible verse — not even one — because that was “too personal.” Trump’s elusive answers prompted people to begin writing fake bible verses in “Trump Speak,” and thus, the #TrumpBible hashtag was born.

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If the Internet says it, it must be true

Posted on August 30, 2015April 27, 2016 By admin
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More boobs and doughnuts

Posted on August 29, 2015April 27, 2016 By admin
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Wow! where did all my money go?

Posted on August 28, 2015 By admin

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