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Day: October 21, 2015

Our pets can’t animal properly

Posted on October 21, 2015May 16, 2017 By admin

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The hamster likes to run on top of her wheel. If you pick her up and plop her on a cat, the dumbass animal will just look at you as if thinking “OK, now what do you want me to do with this thing?” while the hamster is running around in its fur…

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More proof that working is bad for you

Posted on October 21, 2015 By admin

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Yet more proof that Wally is a wise, wise man (and my personal hero).

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What my wife thinks of me

Posted on October 21, 2015 By admin

Katy says that I look like Chip-The-IT-guy from the Muppets (if I still had more hair).

I’m not impressed with my wifey.

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Who is Mrs Swedish Chef??

Posted on October 21, 2015 By admin

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During the Swedish Chef’s epic karaoke moment, I noticed something for the first time: a wedding ring. I thought I’d come across something new, but no. According to the muppet wiki: “a wedding ring has appeared on the Swedish Chef’s left hand as early as 2006″.

But that begs the question, who is Mrs (or Mr – it’s only fair) Swedish Chef?? More importantly, how did I manage to miss this for the last 10 years??

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The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. *Forged* was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon and a currency. Dwarfs were not, as far as Vimes knew, religious in any way, but the way they thought about bread came close.
--(Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant)

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