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Month: February 2016

The Tao of software development

Posted on February 14, 2016June 17, 2021 By admin

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For moo-mah

Posted on February 14, 2016February 15, 2016 By admin

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Love, moo-pah.

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Love you sweetie

Posted on February 13, 2016February 9, 2016 By admin

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Raclette!

Posted on February 13, 2016February 13, 2016 By admin

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We bought a raclette grill – yet another Swiss method of molten cheese delivery. We had it with grilled strips of venison, roasted spuds, roasted mushrooms, roasted cauliflower, steamed asparagus, pickles and saucisson. Katy and I now have the cheese sweats…

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The offspring loves his melted cheese. I have a feeling that it’ll get used a lot, if only for him.

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XKCD on hot dogs

Posted on February 12, 2016 By admin

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Pierre, the despondent meeting rabbit

Posted on February 11, 2016February 12, 2016 By admin

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The most constructive output of a 4h meeting.

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[recipe] Caramel popcorn

Posted on February 9, 2016 By admin

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Making crunchy caramel popcorn is a two step process. First you make a simple caramel sauce on the stovetop by boiling butter and brown sugar for a few minutes. Then you coat the popcorn with caramel sauce and bake it in the oven until dry and crispy. The whole process takes a little over an hour, and keeps well in sealed containers for several days.

Ingredients
1/2 cup unpopped corn kernels (10-12 cups popped)
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/4 teaspoon baking soda

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Instructions
Arrange two oven racks in the top and bottom third of the oven and preheat the oven to 250°F. Line two baking sheets with parchment. Once you start making the caramel sauce, everything comes together quickly so have all the ingredients and equipment you need handy.

Make the popcorn. Warm 3 corn kernels and the oil in a large lidded saucepan over medium heat. When the kernels pop, add the rest of the corn kernels to the pan, shake to coat with oil, and put the lid on the pan. Pop the corn, shaking the pan occasionally, until the popping slows. Empty the popped corn immediately into a large heat-proof bowl. This makes about 10 cups of popcorn; make the popcorn in two batches if your pan is not large enough.

Make the caramel sauce. Melt the butter in a 2-quart saucepan over medium heat. Mix in the sugar until the sugar is completely moistened. Increase the heat to medium high and bring the mixture to a boil. Once boiling, boil for 3-4 minutes while stirring and scraping the bottom of the pan continuously. (Boil for a minute less if cooking on an electric stove.) The exact cooking temperature isn’t critical with this recipe, but ideally you want the sugar mixture to reach between 250°F and 300°F. The longer you cook the syrup, the crunchier it will be. For very crunchy popcorn, stop cooking when you see the first wisps of smoke coming from the sugar mixture.

Off the heat, add the vanilla, salt and baking soda, and stir until combined. The sugar mixture will bubble up violently. Continue stirring until you form a thick, glossy sauce.

Combine the caramel sauce and popcorn. Slowly pour the caramel sauce over the popcorn while stirring the popcorn (it helps if you have a partner for this step — one person pouring while the other stirs the popcorn). Continue stirring the sauce into the popcorn until all of the kernels are coated.
Bake the caramel popcorn. Divide the popcorn between two baking sheets, spreading the popcorn out into an even layer. It’s ok if the popcorn clumps together. Bake for one hour, stirring every 15 minutes and breaking up any clumps.

Let the popcorn cool completely on the baking sheets. Serve immediately or store in an airtight container for up to a week.

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The grumpy one is getting old.

Posted on February 7, 2016February 9, 2016 By admin

The old boy has heart issues and is spending more of his time sleeping. He’s still spry enough to beg food and get high on catnip, but he’s definitely in his senior years…

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New Playboy for the snapchat generation

Posted on February 5, 2016February 9, 2016 By admin

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I’m honestly curious to see how the magazine is going to reinvent itself. Now I just need to find a newsstand that sells the American version in la Suisse.

The First Non-Nude Issue of Playboy is Here:

Back in October, Playboy announced that we would be removing nudity from the magazine starting with the March 2016 issue. Well, that issue will be coming out next week, which means it’s time to start unveiling how we’ve transformed our iconic publication.

We’ve produced a number of memorable covers in the 62 year history of Playboy, and we think the cover for the upcoming issue will be remembered for years to come.

The cover features model Sarah McDaniel. As you can see, she has two different-colored eyes, a condition known as heterochromia irdum. This gives her a unique look that makes her stand out in the modeling world.

The cover is also designed to present a more intimate experience for the reader. “The idea was to look at me from a boyfriend’s perspective,” Sarah says.

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That old familiar burn

Posted on February 4, 2016 By admin

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Uncle Deadly has fine tastes in gin and fabrics. I hope that Gloria Estefan (the penguin) stays on as a regular character.

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