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Month: July 2016

How some days go.

Posted on July 21, 2016July 21, 2016 By admin

Don’t care, don’t care, oooh shiny, don’t care…

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Now what do I do?

Posted on July 21, 2016July 21, 2016 By admin

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Pavel’s inner monologue this morning: Right. Crazy cat moment. I climbed up here. Now what the hell do I do? I know, look comfortable and hope no one notices.

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The gravitational pull of the bed was intense this morning

Posted on July 21, 2016 By admin

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Getting out of bed was haaaaard this morning. Especially with Pavel snuggled next to my face.

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Dilbert is prophetic

Posted on July 21, 2016 By admin

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Again, I’ve had conversations along these lines.

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Trying to have a serious conversation 

Posted on July 20, 2016July 21, 2016 By admin

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Here I was, trying to have a serious conversation with Katy about my mental health, and I get “it poops wool out of its bottom, ptbptbptptptptbptb.!!!”

No respect.

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[recipe] Cinnamon sugar pretzel bites

Posted on July 19, 2016 By admin

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For the bites:
2.5 cups warm water
1 packet instant yeast
1 tsp salt
2 tbsp melted butter
1 tbsp brown sugar
4 cups flour
3 eggs

For the baking soda bath:
9 cups of water
1/2 cup baking soda

For the cinnamon sugar coating:
1/4 cup melted butter
3/4 cup sugar
3 tsp cinnamon

For the cream cheese dip:
4 ounces cream cheese, room temperature
1/4 cup butter, room temperature
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1.5 cup icing sugar

Dissolve yeast in warm water in a large bowl. Stir together minute until mostly combined.

Combine salt, sugar, butter and stir. Add yeast mix. Add flour, 1 cup at a time, until dough is thick and no longer sticky. Poke dough with finger. It should bounce back. Flour a surface and knead dough for 3 minutes until it forms a smooth ball. Place dough in a lightly oiled bowl, cover and let rest for 30 minutes.

Preheat oven to 425F/ 220C.

Bring 9 cups of water to a boil and add baking soda.

Pull bite sized pieces from large dough ball and drop into the baking soda bath. Boil 25 seconds. Remove dough bites from baking soda bath and place on a well oiled baking sheet

Beat together your eggs and brush over each pretzel bite.

Place in oven and bake 15 minutes or until pretzel tops are golden brown

Combine sugar and cinnamon in a small bowl. Dip each pretzel bite into melted butter then roll in cinnamon sugar mixture.

To make the cream cheese dip, combine butter and cream cheese and blend until smooth. Add icing sugar and vanilla and stir.

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[recipe] Spiced orange cake with orange mascarpone icing

Posted on July 19, 2016 By admin

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To decorate
1 large, thin-skinned orange
50g caster sugar

For the cake
1 small, thin-skinned orange (such as Valencia)
275g self-raising flour
2 tsp baking powder
275g caster sugar
275g baking spread, from the fridge
4 free-range eggs
1 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp mixed spice

For the orange icing
50g butter, softened
175g icing sugar, sieved
250g full-fat mascarpone cheese
2 tbsp orange pulp, reserved from above

For the decoration, peel thick long strips of orange peel from the large orange. Place in a saucepan, cover with boiling water, add half of the sugar and boil for one minute, drain then place on non-stick paper. Scatter over the remaining sugar and toss together, leave in a warm place to dry out for as long as possible or overnight until crisp.

Grease and line the bases of two 20cm/8in sandwich tins with non-stick baking paper. Preheat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4 (fan 160C).

For the cake, place the whole orange in a small saucepan, cover with boiling water and boil for 30 minutes, or until soft. Leave to cool. When the orange is cold, cut in half and remove any pips. Roughly chop the orange and blend, including the skin, in a food processor until medium-chunky in texture. Transfer to a bowl and set aside, reserving two tablespoons for the icing.

Add the remaining cake ingredients to the food processor and blend until just smooth (be careful not to over-beat the mixture). Remove the blade, carefully stir in the pulp that you have set aside, then divide between the two prepared tins and level the tops.

Bake for 30-35 minutes, or until well risen, lightly golden-brown and shrinking away from the sides of the tins. Leave to cool for a few minutes and then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely. Peel off the baking paper.

For the icing, place the butter in a mixing bowl and, using an electric hand whisk, gradually beat in the icing sugar until smooth. Add the mascarpone and whisk together until smooth and creamy. Add the reserved orange pulp and mix until smooth.

Slice each cake in half to make four layers. Divide the icing into four and then stack the layers of cake – icing between each layer and finishing with icing on the top. Decorate the cake with the candied orange rind and serve.

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That boy will break hearts one day

Posted on July 19, 2016 By admin

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And that mop of hair. That’s my hair. Poor bugger.

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Would you trust this face?

Posted on July 18, 2016January 9, 2017 By admin
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Victorinox and Nespresso team up

Posted on July 18, 2016 By admin

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At Victorinox and also at Nespresso, sustainability is an important part of corporate culture. To celebrate the 25th anniversary of Nespresso’s recycling program, Nespresso has joined up with Victorinox to produce the Pioneer Alox knife, whose body consist completely of recycled Nespresso capsules.

To make the Alox body, used Nespresso capsules had to be melted down and cast. Victorinox’s development laboratory ensured that the new alloy was not only extremely stable and durable, but also fulfilled all design requirements.

These efforts were successful: Starting in June 2016, the first pocket knives will be assembled by hand with a Nespresso body. Thus, starting in August, 11,500 units of this special knife will be ready for sale.

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