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Day: December 31, 2016

Fuck you 2016

Posted on December 31, 2016January 1, 2017 By admin
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2016 sucked. There’s no two ways about it. There was Ebola and Zika, bombs in Belgium and Lahore, Syrian refugees drowning all over the place, kids living alone in slums in Calais, 14 (!) school shootings in the US, Brexit, Nigel, Boris, Theresa, Pulse shootings, Kim Davis, Trump… the list unfortunately goes on.

For the idiots we kept, we lost David Bowie, Alan Rickman, Terry Wogan, Harper Lee, Paul Daniels, Ronnie Corbett, Prince, Morley Safer, Muhammad Ali, Gordie Howe, Anton Yelchin, Jerry Doyle, Kenny Baker, Toots Thielemans, Gene Wilder, Neville Marriner, Leonard Cohen, and many more.

On a personal note, while there were some good moments, Katy and I found 2016 hard as a couple. Until I changed groups, work was toxic.

So, with firm conviction, I say fuck you 2016, and we can only hope 2017 will be better.

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2016 can kiss my ass

Posted on December 31, 2016December 27, 2016 By admin

Pucker up right on the x-ring!

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For all the people we lost in 2016 

Posted on December 31, 2016January 1, 2017 By admin

2016 sucked sweaty donky balls.

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We are old and boring 

Posted on December 31, 2016January 1, 2017 By admin

It’s been a very long day and tomorrow will be even longer. We’re very full of good food, plentiful drink and copious cigars. We’re off to bed, wishing a safe end to a shitty year, and hoping that the next one will be better.

Good night to all, and happy new year to you.

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English bloody stupid mary

Posted on December 31, 2016 By admin

With pork pie, scotch egg, beef pasty, cocktail sausage, olive, pickled onion, pickles slice, chicken drumstick, celery and mixed with a lamb leg bone. 

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My first ever dad joke

Posted on December 31, 2016 By admin

What do you call an Indian monk bell-ringer?
Rama Lama ding-dong

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The meal so nice… 

Posted on December 31, 2016 By admin

We forgot to instagram it! Granddad paid it the highest compliment, he said it was so nice, he forgot to drink his wine! 

(As a side note, it was a vegetarian leg of lamb marinated in fennel and lemon, with the usual sides, and some braised red cabbage) 

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Father-Daughter bonding 

Posted on December 31, 2016January 1, 2017 By admin

Chomping on a vegetarian lamb bone. 

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